Anime Drabbles
By Icka! M. Chif
"Anou..." Nastumi glanced at the 2 boys in their customary booth. "Why does Ginji-san always call Ban-san 'Ban-chan'?"
Wan Pore and Hevn shrugged. The 'Get Backers' were a common topic of discussion at the Honky Tonk. Last week, the discussion on if they were sleeping together was cut short in fear of Ban overhearing.
"Dunno." He admitted. "It's probably a Ginji thing."
"Ah." Nastumi nodded, then paused again "Anou..."
"Yes?"
"Doesn't '-chan' also mean..." She held her thumb and forefinger just slightly apart. "Small?"
The echoing silence was broken by Hevn attempting not to snort her drink out
her nose.
-fin-
30 June 2003
“Your new pet.” The Lady Dentist smiled as she escorted Count D into her back rooms. “You said you were trying to tame him?”
“Yes.” He agreed, rubbing his sore cheek. She helped him into the reclining chair, for which he smiled at her gratefully.
“He does seem the aggressive sort” She agreed, nodding
“He has very big…” Hands danced in the air, either flailing for the proper words or describing something long, hard and cylindrical. “… Protective instincts.”
An eyebrow quirked as the modest Chinese dress was exchanged in favour of black leather dominatrix clothing. “If you say so.”
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Inspired by re-reading book #2, especially Dragon and Destruction. In Dragon, Count D has a toothache from all those sweets and goes to see the dentist with Leon in tow. Hence above. ^__^
“Ah.” Ryo glanced at the clock and rose from his chair. “The kids’ll be home soon, I’d better start on dinner”
“You know,” Dee commented. “You should really do something about your habit of adopting strays. They’re obnoxious, eat your food, cause a mess and leave without a thanks.”
The door slamming announced the arrival of said kids.
“You!” Bikky glared at Dee. “Man, Ryo. What did I tell you about bringing home strays? They’re rude, obnoxious and do nothin’ but cause trouble!”
Dee straightened in outrage. “Hey!”
“So I’ve heard.” Ryo commented blandly as
he walked into the kitchen.
-fin-
"So nice to see you..." Muraki purred as he stepped out of the shadows.
Tsuzuki and Hisoka reacted in shock. "Muraki..."
Then Hisoka covered his mouth to hide a snicker. Tsuzuki began giggling.
Muraki frowned.
It wasn't his fault he had fallen asleep while relaxing in the pool. Or that the sun had shifted.
"It's Santa Claus!" Hisoka blurted, doubling over laughing. Tears began to pour from Tsuzuki's eyes from laughing so hard.
Muraki sighed and stalked off. It just wasn't nearly as much fun to play with
his toys when your skin rivalled the colour of a boiled lobster.
-fin-
It was that time again at the JuOhCho.
A serious air swept around the office as the usual suspects were prepared.
The map.
The blindfold.
The dart.
"Rrah!" The dart was thrown with great force at the map, where it stuck.
Groans filled the air. "Ocean again."
"Dangit."
Tsuzuki's hopeful puppy ears fell down, his tail drooping ."Please, not another re-enactment of the Titanic incident..." He whimpered to himself
Hisoka's eyebrow rose suspiciously. "What Titanic incident?"
"Tsuzuki was the boat." Came the helpful explanation from across the room.
"And?" The eyebrow rose higher.
"Everyone goes down on the ship!"
-fin-
-if you don't get it, I'm not explaining it.
Primarily because I don't WANT to figure out how that is possible in the middle
of the ocean.