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Shades of Grey: Return of the Pr0n.
by Icka! M. Chif

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It had been an interesting day, Hakuba mused smugly to himself as he sprawled in an armchair in the library. The balcony doors were open, the drapes shifting slightly in the breeze as he waited for the kaitou. There hadn't been a heist tonight, but it was a sure bet his visitor would come.

Kid always knew when something interesting happened.

Hakuba had been mildly stunned when he had stopped by the Kaitou Kid Task Force headquarters and been swept up in the rush as everyone piled into the cars to deal with a call from a movie studio. If pressed, he would have commented that he had had a feeling that he knew what it was about, but had decided to keep his mouth shut after hearing some of the officers comment that they had pre-ordered a movie from this company and never received it.

And proceeded to do his damnest to ignore the mental pictures of various Task Force members watching a movie that the Kid had specifically shown him a while back...

Fortunately, a comment about their not knowing who the Kid's *ahem* partner was saved him some mortification and he was able to maintain his calm facade without turning red.

Nakamori-keibu had been less than thrilled to learn that the company had received a letter from the Kaitou Kid and not reported it. His displeasure was displayed at high decibel, several of the men commenting that they were pretty sure the glass windows shaking from the effort. By general consensus, the tirade was given a higher score than average.

There hadn't been any exciting Kid heists lately and Nakamori needed the stress relief.

The shouting wound down as Nakamori-keibu demanded to see exactly what this movie was that the thief was protesting. The shaking man had produced a box cover, with a dramatic picture of the Mock-Kid on the front and various "action" scenes from the film on the back.

Some of which included the Not-Hakuba.

Dead silence filled the room as heads turned in his direction. Hakuba was well aware that he was not the Task Force's favourite person, he'd gotten in thanks to his Father's rank, but he had proven himself several times over, earning a tentative acceptance despite his being an outsider and his young age.

He had been rather proud of his lack of reaction. Especially the fact that his voice had not wavered as he inquired if that was supposed to be a suggestion.

The silence had extended until he inquired if a movie with Nakamori-keibu and the Kaitou Kid was next. The exaggerated responses of distress had been most amusing. He was beginning to understand why both Kid and Kuroba enjoyed causing such mayhem.

He'd kept quiet after that, his mentioning the planned sequel could have been put down to a lucky deduction on his part, but guessing the third one as the rest of the Task Force was pushing it.

Nakamori-keibu had turned a brilliant shade of vermilion anyway, launching into a tirade that had later been argued into the Top Ten Nakamori tirades.

Needless to say, it was doubtful that any more copies of that particular movie were going to be made, much less much of an investigation put forth to stop the thief. For once, the Kaitou Kid had the Task Force's reluctant approval for causing mischief.

His musings were abruptly derailed as Kid abruptly appeared, sitting on the floor twining between Hakuba's legs, tousled head resting against Hakuba's inner thigh, Kid's arms wound around the rest of the leg. "Mmm." Kid purred affectionately, like an oversized cat taking over their favourite lap. "Mai Tai."

Mai Tai. My Thigh. Bad pun. The thought of bopping Kid for the comment flickered across his mind, but he dismissed it. If Kid wanted a fight with words...

"You would not talk so much if you had a cock in your mouth." Hakuba deadpanned

The thief tensed against him and for a moment he panicked that the thief was either repulsed or had decided to take that up as a suggestion.

His fears were allayed when he realised that Kid was grinning, eyes sparkling with un-hidden glee. "Hakuba!" Kid cheered. "You're turning into a pervert!"

The thief was obviously taking credit for it. "You are just now noticing that?" Hakuba retorted. He was a teenager with an attractive thief -right- there between his legs and he wasn't supposed to make suggestive comments?! He was controlled, not repressed. In fact, if the Kid's head leaned backwards just a little bit more, he'd learn just how unrepressed Hakuba currently was...

"Heh." Kid grinned, subtly stretching and entangling himself around Hakuba's limbs some more until he was comfortably situated, one arm reaching back to rest across one of Hakuba's thighs. There was no way Hakuba was going to be able to stand up any time soon. He smiled, reaching out to trail fingers down Kid's profile, the thief's eyes drifting shut as a contented smile grew. Yup. Giant lap cat.

"You would not happen to know where the missing master copy is, would you?" He questioned. That had been one thing he'd found slightly disturbing, was the fact that the master copy to the movie had been missing, the owners not knowing where it was. But the disappearance hadn't been discovered until several weeks -after- Kid had first shown the movie to him.

"Yeah." The peaceful smile turned down right impious. "So do you."

"I do?" He pondered this out, remotely grateful for Kid giving him the opportunity to deduct the answer out for himself instead of merely telling him. One thing he enjoyed about the kaitou's presence... the challenges.

There was only one copy he was aware of knowing the whereabouts of. It was the one the Kid had given to him, which was currently in a safe, locked, location.

"You gave me the master copy?" Shock warred with astonishment. If Kid had switched the master copy for an inferior one, it no wonder they couldn't get anything to work properly.

Hell of a present.

"Got it in one." The kaitou looked downright smug. "Can you think of a safer place for it?"

Not really. He was not about to let it out of his grasp, that was for damn sure. If it was released, it was probably more detrimental to his reputation than Kid's.

Although it might be a massive disappointment to the hordes of screaming Kaitou Kid fans...

"Thank you." Hakuba finally said softly. Kid's response was to catch ahold of his drifting hand and press a kiss into the palm, the light exhalation of breath on the sensitive area causing his skin to tingle slightly.

"You're welcome."

-fin-

Mai Tai = Mixed drink with lots of Rum in it.

Personal challenge to myself after a particularly rambuncous Anime Night to write a fic using the 'Mai Tai = My Tai' pun and 'You wouldn't talk so much if you had a cock in your mouth.' ^___^

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