"Tva-ya Mama sa-seet kor-rov-on-ni-ye hoy-ee." Kuroba spat softly. Hakuba blinked. Russian? Where the heck had Kuroba picked up Russian? Granted, it was close to northern Japan, so maybe a friend of his father's? Kuroba Toichi -had- travelled around the world...

More importantly, what had he said? He didn't know much Russian, just a handful of words and some insults. Something about his mother and a cow... What ever it was, it was rude.

"Das geht dich einen feuchten Scheissdreck an." That concerns you like wet dung. Sometimes German was a much more satisfying language, all hard sounds.

"Paashol v'chorte." That one he knew. Go to hell.

Hakuba smiled politely as he switched back to French. "Manges la merde." Eat shit.

Kuroba stretched, leaning backwards slightly. "Kooshi govno ee oomree." He commented casually.

Eat shit and die.

Hakuba was sensing a variation on a theme.

He debated over some Italian phrases, but decided against it. There was just something lacking without the hand gestures. Hakuba switched back to Deutch.

"ScheiBkopf." Shit head. Might as well continue the theme.

"Per-ee-staan haameetca." Kuroba drawled back, a mischievous twinkle in his eye.

Okay, that one he didn't know. But then it didn't really matter at this point. This was just kind of fun.

"Va te faire foutre." Stuff it.

"Tebya ne ebut, ti ne podmakhivai." Yet another one he didn't know.

"Mach es dir selber." Go have intercourse with yourself.

The bell rang, cutting off Kuroba's response. Aoko turned, looking at the both of them. "What was that about?" She demanded. Belatedly, Hakuba realised that they had been disrupting the students around them in English class. Not that he needed help with that particular language, but still...

"Aw." Kuroba smiled disarmingly at them. "Hakuba-kun says the sweetest things."

Aoko smacked her seatmate over the head with a book in response.

-fin-

It's prolly a good thing that Aoko didn't understand what they were talking about or they'd both get their mouths washed out with soap.

Russian:
"Tva-ya Mama sa-seet kor-rov-on-ni-ye hoy-ee." = Your mother sucks cow dicks.
"Per-ee-staan haameetca." = stop bitching
"Tebya ne ebut, ti ne podmakhivai" = mind your own fucking business (Lit.: You're not being fucked, so don't wiggle your ass)

-fin-

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