This was a snippet of insanty that was typed up in a chat window. Upon posting it to O1T ML, we were asked to do a Conan as well, which can be found at the bottom. ^^;; Hee.
How to Capture the Gosho Guys
By Icka! M. Chif
And on Tonight's Show, We Will Show You How to Capture the Rare and Wild Kuroba Kaito!!!
Step #1: Take a bar of chocolate and attach some string to it.
Step #2: place chocolate with string attached in area where the Rare and Wild Kuroba Kaito might see it.
Step #3: Wait.
*Rare and Wild Kuroba Kaito passes by*
Kaito: *sniff* *sniff* Chocolate...?
*Kaito spots chocolate*
Kaito:Waiii!! Choco!!!
*Rare and Wild Kuroba Kaito pounces on the chocolate bar, humming happily to himself as he munches on it*
Step #5: Reel him in.
Kaito: Choco! Choco! Choco! Choco!
As you can see, the Rare and Wild Kuroba Kaito is nearly incapacitated with the introduction of Chocolate.
Pick him up and take him where ever you want, just be sure to keep a good supply of chocolate on hand for when he finishes the bar he's working on.
Now that we've shown you how to capture the Rare and Wild Kuroba Kaito, we move on to the even more Rare and Wily Kid the Phantom Thief.
Step #1: Get a Large and Expensive Looking Glowy Gem Thingie.
Step #2: Advertise Large and Expensive Looking Glowy Gem Thingie in local newspapers.
Step #3: This should attract the attention of the Phantom Thief, and a note expressing his interest should arrive shortly.
( -this will also have the side benefits or hassle of attracting the Angry and Temperamental Nakamori as well as the Cool and Calm Saguru Hakuba. The Management suggests a large mallet and a length of rope to deal with them. )
Step #4: When the Phantom Thief shows up to grab the Large and Expensive looking Glowing Gem Thingie, repeat steps 2-5 of How to Capture a Rare and Wild Kuroba Kaito.
( The Management also recommends the use of a large mallet and several lengths of rope, hand-cuffs and possible escape proof instruments in order to keep him, as the Phantom Thief tends to be more easily distracted than the Rare and Wild Kuroba Kaito, and thus harder to hold on to. )
How to Attract a Calm and Cool Hakuba Saguru.
Step #1: Place tied up and bound Kid the Phantom Thief in a location where the Calm and Cool Hakuba Saguru may spot him.
( please keep in mind that this will also attract the attentions of the Scary and Powerful Akako, the Angry and Temperamental Nakamori, and the Lovely but Firey Aoko. Be prepared to yank the tied and bound Kid the Phantom Thief away at any given time as well as have a clearly marked escape plan, you will need it. )
Step #2: Wait until the Calm and Cool Hakuba Saguru attempts to capture the Tied and Bound Phantom Thief.
Step #3: Reel them both in. The Management would once again recommend the use of a large mallet and several lengths of rope to maintain custody of the Cool and Calm Hakuba Saguru.
How to capture a Kudo Shin'ichi:
Step #1: Grab one Mouri Ran.
He'll follow.
The Wary and Smart-alecky Conan is an illusive prey to capture due to the fact that he is rarely by himself. Yet we will attempt to do it here.
Step #1: Fake your own murder on the sidewalk between the Mouri Detective Agency and TanTei Elementary. The use of ketchup might be useful as a prop.
Step #2: Don't move. (the Management does understand this will probably be the hardest part, but please refrain from giggling insanely at this point.)
This will most likely attract the attention of A: A crowd, B: Some flies, C: the police, most likely officers Sato and Takagi (the Management notes that if you are also interested in capturing the Cute and Cuddly Takagi, now would probably be the ideal time. Be on the look out for the Protective and Alert Sato however.) and finally D: the Wary and Smart-alecky Conan walking with a group of kids his approximate age.
Step #3: When the Wary and Smart-alecky Conan approaches your 'dead body', which he will most assuredly do, glomp the Wary and Smart-alecky Conan and run for it.
You will most likely need to have a pre-arranged escape route ready because you will most likely be chased by The Detective Boys (and girls)
And/or one enraged Mouri Ran.
And/or Officers Takagi and Sato.
And/or Inspector Megure.
And/or Mouri Kogoro.
And then you must deal with his shoes, the dart stun watch, the tracking glasses, the suspenders, the...
.... On second thought, the Management does not recommend this course of action at all.
The Management would instead suggest waiting until the Wary and Smart-alecky Conan out grows his toys and instead capture him as the Confidant and Sarcastic Kudo Shin'ichi.
An alterative plan for capturing the Confidant and Sarcastic Kudo Shin'ichi is simply to scream bloody murder like you just found a dead body somewhere within close proximity of the Confidant and Sarcastic Kudo Shin'ichi. This will surely attract the attention of the Confidant and Sarcastic Kudo Shin'ichi as well as the Fierce and Loveable Hattori Heiji.
Unfortunately, this will also increase the likely hood of a dead body somehow arriving in the area as well. Use with EXTREME caution.
Thank you.
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02-11-2002