Icka!: And for today's fic, we're sticking Inuyasha in Gundam Wing!

Inuyasha: Why?

Evil: Don't ask. We just felt like it.

Imp: Bigger Explosions.

Morals: And here's your new co-star, Yuy Heero!

Heero: I'll kill Relena, I'll kill her brother Zechs Merquise, I'll blow up their puny MS, then I'll blow up my Gundam, then I'll blow up-

Inuyasha: ... You have GOT to be kidding me.

Auto: No.

Evil: You're right. It's just not funny enough. 

*Evil pops and anti-depressant in Inuyasha's mouth. Surprised, he swallows it.*

Heero: -And I'll blow up their mother ship-

Inuyasha: What the Q@#@$#^^& did you do that for?! I oughta ooooh.... flowers...

*Inuyasha drifts off, a silly smile on his face. He begins to skip around, humming a groovy tune.*

Morals: Great. Now you've done it. You've gone and broke the dog deamon.

*Inuyasha pulls out the Tetsusaiga and begins spinning it around like a baton.*

Inuyasha: Shikon Shard! Return to your power confined!

*He holds the sheathed sword in front of him, a glow of light appearing. The glow solidifies into a shard of the Shikon no Tama. The glow fades and the shard floats into Inuyasha's hand. He grabs it.*

Inuyasha *sings*: Catch 'em, catch 'em, Gotta catch 'em all! *skips off*

Morals: That's... that's disturbing....

Heero: -blow up the world-

Evil: I like him.

Imp: What if we gave HIM one of those?

Morals: NO!

Heero: -blow up the stars, get to know the Big Bang Theory up close and personal -HEY!

*Imp pops another anti-depressant into Heero's mouth. He swallows it.*

Heero: I'll ki- heh. Heh heh. heheheheheheheheheheheheheh...

*Heero starts laughing.*

Auto: That's... that's not good, is it?

Evil: Duh.

Inuyasha *swinging the Tetsusaiga*: Fly card, Release! 

*Sword grows wings and he quickly flies off.*

Heero: BWhahahahahahaha!!!

Imp: Why is he putting on a white baboon skin?

Morals: QUICK!!! End fic!!! END FIC!!!

Fin.


Random thought: 

Naraku: You will turn to the Darkside and join me! Ku ku ku
Inuyasha: Never! I am a warrior, like my father before me! I will never join you!
Naraku: Inuyasha... I AM your father!
Inuyasha: .... Idiot. You weren't even around when my Father died.
Naraku: Oooh, yeah. Well, it was worth a shot...
*another dirt puppet bites the dust.*