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Voices Tell a Story 6

Why Sesshou-maru wants the Tetsusaiga

Typed by Icka! M. Chif

Evil: Once upon a time, a young handsome youkai lived with his Father, Step Mother and Half Brother. Everything was well until one day a conversation that went something like this occurred:

Father: I will teach you how to use the Tetsusaiga.

Sesshou-maru: But I don't want to learn to use the Tetsusaiga.

Father: Nani?! Then what do you want to do?

Sesshou-maru: I want to...

Father: Yes?

Sesshou-maru: I want to...

Father: Yes?

Sesshou-maru: I want to... Sing!

*dramatic music builds up out of no where*

Father: No-no-no-no! There'll be none of that while I'm here!

*dramatic music fades*

Father: Tell you what then. If you don't want to learn to use the Tetsusaiga, I'll give you this sword that can save a hundred lives in one swing and the kick butt sword that can kill a hundred youkai with one swing will go to your brother.

Evil: Years later, when Sesshou-maru was trying to get his big break as an idol singer, he learned the hard way that sometimes critics spit venom and bring large oni with them.

Sesshou-maru: Maybe I should have learned to use the kick butt sword after all...

Evil: And that is why Sesshou-maru wants the Tetsusaiga from Inuyasha so badly. The End.

Fin.