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Disclaimer: Late nights and voices do not mix. Voices Tell A Story 5:The Sleeping YoukaiTyped By Icka! M. Chif
Imp: Once upon a time- Icka!: Aw, crap... Morals: We wish to tell 'Sleeping Beauty'. Icka!: Speaking of which, I need mine! Evil: We have a plan to keep it short. Auto: Honest. Icka!: Alright, fine... Imp *grinning*: Once upon a time- Morals: Come on out, Inuyasha. You're the Princess. Inuyasha: What?!?! *Kouga hears 'Princess' and come running.* Kouga *glomping Inuyasha*: MINE!!! Wait... When did Kagome become flat? *Inuyasha pops a vein and sends Kouga into lower earth orbit.* Inuyasha: !@#%%$^%&^*%^!#@! *Evil wanders over to Inuyasha and whiffles him over the head. Inuyasha falls onto a conveniently placed futon, unconscious. Evil: Okay. We have our Sleeping Beauty. Who's gonna kiss him to wake him up? Kikyo & Kagome: I will!!! *They exchange looks, then each holds out their right fists out.* Kagome & Kikyo: Jun... Ken... Pow! *SMOOCH!!!* Inuyasha *waking up*: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *Everyone freezes. Kikyo and Kagome have their hands out, both have 'Paper'. Kaede Baba is grinning from beside the bed.* Kikyo: No fair, sister! *Kaede Baba shrugs* Inuyasha: That is IT!!! *Inuyasha proceeds to chase Evil, cursing in great detail about just what he's going to do once he gets his claws on her. Evil takes off running as fast as she can go.* Evil: Save me Sesshou-maru sama!!! *Imp giggles and chases after them as the rest of the Inuyasha cast watches. Shippou passes around popcorn.* Morals: See? Toldja it was short. Fin. |
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