Voices tell a Story 3.Imp Narrates the Half Deamon and the Pea.Typed By Icka! M. Chif Imp: Story time! Icka!: Again? You just told one yesterday! Imp: So? Icka!: Right. Forgot who I was talking to for a second. You're not going to let me work on my webpage, are you? Auto: I would also like to tell a story. Icka!: *blink* Evil: Of how Inuyasha's parents got together. Imp: No! We're telling the Princess and the Pea! Icka!: Ano.... can we tell them both? Evil: Hey, Morals! Can we combine stories? Morals: I see no problem with it. Evil: Okay, our conscious is clear. Let's go for it. Icka!: You're in a good mood today. Alright. I've got the keyboard again, no wiffling. Imp: Dangit! I getta cast then! All (except Imp, who's grinning): Uh-oh. Imp *grinning from ear to ear*: Inuyasha is prince, Kagome is princess. Auto: Wait, we're telling how his parents met. Imp: 'Kay. Inuyasha still prince. Evil: Argh! You are so dense! Imp: I am not dense. I'm dead. Icka!: You're a voice. 'Nuff said. More story and less bickering please. *General raspberries from the peanut gallery.* Icka!: Sheesh. Morals: Okay, how about Inuyasha plays his father, who is the prince in the story? Imp: Have better idea. Icka!: You're starting to sound a lot like Shampoo, you know that? Evil: What? Imp: Accept no substitutes! Demand the real poo! Anyway. You type, I'll narrate. Auto: Oh, boy... Imp: Once upon a time, there lived a Princess who lived in a castle, as most Princess do. Shut up, Evil. *Evil looks back innocently, biting her tongue.* Well, one day her parents decided that she must be married, so they sent her to the neighbouring kingdoms to find a husband. Morals: Wait, who's the Princess? And isn't supposed to be a Prince? Imp: Is MY story! Auto: We've heard that one before... Imp: Anyway. Kagome's the Princess. *Kouga immediately runs up and glomps Kagome* Kouga: MINE! Kagome: Who said I was YOURS? Kouga: You're looking for a husband, and here I am! *Kagome pulls out a mallet and boots Kouga into Lower Earth Orbit, Tendo Akane style* Kagome: Thanks. *hands Icka! back her mallet* Icka!: Any time. Imp *continuing with a self satisfied grin on it's face*: Needless to say, the Princess returned home without any luck. Shippou: Kouga was lucky though... Inuyasha *bops Shippou*: Shaddup! Shippou: Ow! I meant he got out of the story after only two lines while the rest of us are waiting to be cast! What did you think I meant?! Inuyasha *blushing slightly*: Nevermind... Morals: Speaking of suitours, where's Hojo? Evil: He's waiting outside the movie theatre. Auto: Still? Evil: Yup. Auto: Oh, boy... Imp: So anyway... The Princess' parents weren't very happy with it, but couldn't find fault with the Princess' logic. Kagome: Good. Evil: Wait, isn't this supposed to be telling how Inuyasha's parents met? Imp: We are. Kagome is playing Inuyasha's mom, who is the Princess. Auto: So, who are her parents? Imp: Fluffy is Father and Kaede-Baba is Mum. Evil: Fluffy? Imp: Tail boy. Morals: Huh? Imp *waves in general direction of the Inuyasha cast*: Him. Girly youkai. Evil *catching on*: You mean Sesshou-maru? Imp: Yeah. Wot ever his name is. Sesshou-maru: I am not a girl. Evil: He's just Bishy. Imp *tilts hand back and forth*: Wishy? Sesshou-maru *solemly*: I do not swing that way either. Evil: Bishy means he's a really cute guy. You know. Yummy. Sesshou-maru *blushes faintly*: I am not 'yummy'. Morals: You're not a lot of things, are you? Sesshou-maru: Shut up. *Inuyasha snickers* Evil *grins like a shark*: Inuyasha's Bishy too. *Kagome hides a giggle as Inuyasha straightens up as if bit.* Kagome: Could we please not feed his ego any more than it is? Evil *shrugs*: That's okay. He's still not as Bishy as his brother. Icka!: And Kenshin's more Bishy than Sesshou-maru. Can we please get off this Bishy kick and back to the fic? Imp: Hey, that rhymed! 'Kay, anyway. So the Princess returned home without a husband and was greeted by her parents with open arms and smiles. Sesshou-maru: Feh. Kaede-Baba: How did I get married to HIM? Auto: Bad luck? Imp: So that night, just as they settled down to dinner, there was a knock on the door. Sesshou-maru: Jaken, get that. Jaken: Hai, O'Sesshou-maru sama! *runs off* Kaede-Baba: I see that you have him well trained. *Sesshou-maru smirks.* Kagome: THESE are my parents? Jaken *running back in*: M'lord and Mistress, there's a flea bitten varmint at the door requestin' shelter fer the night! Imp *Whiffles Jaken*: That's not the right line! Icka!: Whiffles? Jaken: Owie... I meant to say that there is a man at the door who requests shelter from the storm out side. 'E claims that 'e's a Prince. Kagome: There's a storm outside? Kaede-Baba: A prince? Sesshou-maru: Well then, by all means, lets go meet this 'Prince'. Imp: So the Princess and her family went to the door to greet this Prince, who had been standing out in the rain all this time. Inuyasha: @#%U^$#%(&$! Sesshou-maru: And YOU'RE a Prince? Inuyasha *growls*: I never said that! Myouga did! Myouga *jumps off of Inuyasha's shoulder*: Well, my work here is done. *hops off into the distance* Morals: That was lame. Imp: So the royal family invited the Prince inside to spend the night. Kaede-Baba: Please, come in. Sesshou-maru: Fine. Whatever. It'll be easier to take the Tetsusaiga this way. *raises his voice* Take him to the baths and make sure he gets clean. *A hoard of screaming fan girls come rushing in, pick up Inuyasha and carry him to the baths.* Kagome *blink*: Na-ni? Icka!: They want to see if he has a tail or not. Kagome *facefaults*: Oy. I'd better go rescue him. *walks off* Sesshou-maru *snickers evilly*: Prince, indeed. *stalks off* Imp: The Queen realised that she would need some way to protect the Prince through the night and hatched upon an idea. Kaede-Baba: Quick! Go and get 40 futons and 40 modern day mattresses and stack them up on top of a bed frame. Jaken: Ye be kidding me, right? That will break the frame! Icka!: Not in this story. Imp: So the toady man went and piled up 40 futons and 40 modern day mattress on a bed frame. And on the very bottom layer, Queen put the Shikon no Tama. Kaede-Baba: There. Now if he can survive the night, he will have proved himself worthy enough to wed my daughter. Kagome *coming out of the bathrooms, half soaked*: What?! I'm not marring HIM! Oh, wait... he's not Kouga... I take that back... Inuyasha *follows Kagome, completely drenched, but (mostly) fully clothed*: The first part of what she said! Double! Morals: Isn't supposed to be a pea on the very bottom? Shippou: We don't have a pea, but we've got the Shikon no Tama. Evil: And Inuyasha and Kagome just came out of the bathroom, they don't have to pee. Morals: You're disgusting. *Evil smirks in response* Imp: So, that night, Inuyasha found himself on top of the huge pile of... bed things. Jaken: Gwak! Wait! I haven't finished tying the ladders together so he can climb up! Inuyasha: Feh. *Inuyasha jumps up and lands on top of the pile of... bed things in one leap. It wobbles dangerously for a bit, then stablizes* Inuyasha: I'm supposed to sleep on HERE?! Imp: Yep. Is part of the story. Inuyasha: I'm starting to wonder which of us is more crazy. You for narrating this or me for going along with! Auto: I'm not even going to comment. Morals: You just did. Auto: ... Imp: So, that night the King snuck into the Prince's bed room to kill him and steal the Steel Claving Fang. Sesshou-maru: Finally. Dokkasou!! *Sesshou-maru melts some of the mattresses and futons. More slide into place, leaving Inuyasha un-disturbed up on top.* Sesshou-maru: Dokkasou!! *melts more bed things* Imp: But every time he melted one mattress, another would slide down to take it's place. Sesshou-maru: &^$#&^*&@%^! Inuyasha *opening one eye sleeply*: And you're the KING? Sesshou-maru: To the hells with this! Die! *Wham! A large feather mattress falls on Sesshou-maru.* Shippou: Gee, somebody's cranky when they're up past their bedtime. Sesshou-maru: #$$%^&^%^*&(*&&#$%!!! Inuyasha: On second thought, I like this bed! Imp: So, the King was unsuccessful in his conquest to kill the Prince. The next morning, everyone came down for breakfast and to pretend the previous night never happened. Kaede-Baba: So, how did you sleep last night Inuyasha? Shippou: Like this! *Poof!* *Shippou turns into a chibi Inuyasha, sprawled out on a pile of mattresses, sound asleep with a snot balloon coming out of one nostril. Inuyasha bops him.* Inuyasha: What are you even doing in this story, you haven't been cast! Kagome: He's my side kick. Shippou: She's my side kick. Auto: My head hurts. Kaede-Baba: That doesn't answer my question. Inuyasha: Horribly! That bed was way too soft for me. I'm sticking to sleeping in trees. Besides, there was a lump in it. Kaede-Baba: Yep, he's a real prince. Okay, you and Princess Kagome can get married. Inuyasha: WHAT?! Imp *cheerfully*: And so, the Prince and the Princess were married and lived happily ever after! Evil *pleased*: And that's how Inuyasha's parents met. Inuyasha: THAT'S NOT HOW THEY MET! Imp *innocently*: Okay, then how did they meet? Inuyasha *sweatdrops*: Ask the flea. He knows. Auto: I'm still confused about everything. Inuyasha is his father, Kagome is Inuyasha's mother but is really just a traveling companion. Inuyasha's half brother is his father's father-in-law? And his former love, who now is undead and hates him's sister is his mother-in-law? I'm lost... Morals: It's best not to think about it to much. Please don't bring up Kikyo too much. That's a very touchy subject. Kagome: Just what do you mean 'touchy'? Morals *sweatdrops, backing away*: Uh, not that way... Inuyasha: I don't like this ending. Sesshou-maru: Give me the sword and I'll change it. Inuyasha: Uh... no. Imp: I'll change it! The other 3 voices: Uh-oh. Kaede-Baba: I'm going to bed. You youngsters do what you will. Evil *sniffs*: We're not THAT young. Imp: New ending! The next morning, Kagome woke up to find herself curled up asleep with Inuyasha. Kagome: What?! *Inuyasha's ears flatten, he just knows this is going to be a bad scene.* Kagome: You pervert! Si- Inuyasha *one hand clamped over Kagome's mouth* Don't say it! Kagome *muffled and quite angry*: Why not? *Inuyasha points down. They're on Inuyasha's regular bed, a tree branch. Saying 'sit' would cause them both to fall a very long way. Kagome nods and Inuyasha removes his hand.* Imp: Tee-hee! Kagome: Wait...This is just a tree branch. Where's the rest of the tree? Fin. |
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