The Voices Tell A Story two:Kagome, Who Made The Dog Boy Laugh.By Icka! M. Chif *Morals walks up, taps Icka! on the shoulder.* Icka!: Hn? Morals: We want to tell another story. Icka!: Another one? You just told one. And I'm trying to stay off the computer today! Morals: We took a vote. We want to tell a story. Icka!: But your last one was a MESS! And you ended up trapped in a barrel for most of it! Morals: We'll let Imp or Evil loose. Unsupervised. Icka!: You wouldn't. Morals: We would. Which would you prefer, Evil or Imp? Icka!: So either I let you tell a story or I end annoying everyone around me for day or cutting myself. Morals *shrugs*: Sorry. Icka!: *si~gh* Okay. Fine. Story. But I'M in control of the keyboard! Morals *nods, pleased*: Good. Then Evil can't use it for a whiffle bat. Icka!: Wiffle? Nevermind. You got a story you wanna tell or do I get to decide? Morals: We got one. Imp *pops up*: That one with where everyone gets stuck to the goose! Like that one! *Auto and Evil show up, in a more dignified fashion.* Icka!: Do you even remember the whole thing? *Dead silence from the peanut gallery.* Auto: Uh... No? Icka! *shrugs*: Works for me. Inuyasha cast again? Evil *purrs*: Perfect. Icka!: She scares me... Okay, who's going first? Auto: I do, I was last last time. Imp: I'M NEXT! I'M NEXT! *Evil bops Imp as Auto begins the story. Morals merely stands in the background and shakes his head* Auto: Once upon a time, there lived a half youkai named Inuyasha. Inuyasha was the youngest son of a King of the Western Lands. Unfortunately, his parents died when he was young, forcing him to live on his own from an early age. Because of this, Inuyasha never cracked a smile and never laughed. Imp: Poor baby. Inuyasha: Bite me. *Imp grins. Evil bops it again. Tears well up in Imp's eyes as it rubs it's head.* Imp: Owie... Evil *to Inuyasha*: Don't tempt it. *Inuyasha sneers back* Auto *glares at them before continuing: One day, a young girl named Kagome stumbled into the realms where the half youkai lived. With her, she carried a rare jewel, much wanted by humans and youkai like for it's magical properties. Morals: Isn't supposed to be a Golden Goose that everyone wanted to touch? Auto: Not in this story. Kagome: Besides, I don't have a Golden Goose, just the Shikon No Tama. *Imp opens it's mouth to offer a goose, but Evil bops it again* Morals: Thank you. Evil: You're welcome. I'll take over the story now. Someone else can watch the brat. Auto: I knew this would happen. Imp: MY TURN! MY TURN! *Inuyasha bops Imp* Imp: Owie... Inuyasha: I remember what you did last time! Imp *innocently*: Wot? Evil *ignoring the prattling of the others*: The first person who tried to take the Shikon No Tama away from Kagome was a youkai named Mistress Centipede. She was just so happy to find it that she inadvertently got stuck to the jewel Kagome was carrying. Kagome: Kyaaaaa!!! Get her off! Get her off! *Inuyasha raises his hand to strike down Mistress Centipede. Morals interferes.* Morals: Wait! It's just the story! You're not in it right now! Imp: I'll save her! *Imp jumps up, runs over and hops on top of Mistress Centipede's shoulders, covering the youkai's eyes* Imp: Ha-HA! Can't see me! Can't see me! Mistress Centipede: Argh! Evil: So Mistress Centipede ended up going along with Kagome in her travels. The next to attack was Yura of the Hair, who not only wanted the jewel, but that lovely long hair of Mistress Centipede's. Yura of the Hair: La! It's mine now! Ah!!! I'm stuck! Mistress Centipede: Oh, such joy... Evil: But Yura found herself stuck to Mistress Centipede, who was stuck to the jewel in Kagome's hand. Imp: Gah!!! I can't move either! I'm stuck! This wasn't supposed to happen! Not fair!!! Evil *snickers*: Ha-ha. Sucker. Imp: Waaahhhhhhhhhhh!!! Morals: My turn. The next deamon Kagome and company ran into was a small kitsune named Shippou. He was after the Shikon No Tama to avenge his Pa. Where his mother was, no one knew, so he was free to do so at the time. Shippou: But I don't want the Shikon no Tama! Morals: Okay. Shippou jumped up, landing on Kagome's shoulder, which was connected to her hand which held the jewel that Mistress Centipede was stuck to who in turn was stuck on by Imp and Yura of the Hair. Imp: Wah! Yura of the Hair: La! How rude! Mistress Centipede: Bliss.... Morals: And there he stayed, as her travel companion. Auto: My turn again. Imp: What about me?! Evil: You're stuck. Literally speaking. Too bad. Imp: Argh! I'll get you fer this! Inuyasha: Not likely... Auto: As Kagome and company traveled, they passed by a toad who was eating the souls of young females and was attacked by a possessed mask. The toad was not interested in the shard, the mask was an was consequently trampled by said group and destroyed. Kagome: Wait... That's not how it happened... Morals: That's not a goose either. Evil: So? We forgot the deamon crow too. Auto *clears throat*: As I was saying... The next youkai who noticed their little party was a pair of brothers, Hiten and Manten. A.K.A the Thunder Brothers. Shippou: Eep! Auto: They saw the parade going by and decided to try to get the jewel for themselves. So Manten grabbed Yura of the Hair, accidentally getting stuck himself. Hiten grabbed Manten to free him, getting stuck to his brother. Hiten: Brother! Manten: Ahhh!!! Yura of the Hair: How rude, grabbing a girl you just met! Imp: Wahh! Mistress Centipede: Soo close... Shippou: Sheesh. Evil: The parade marched along, Kagome apparently oblivious to her entourage. They passed by a mountain, attracting the attention of a seemingly kindly old monk. In reality, he was the leader of the Spider Head Youkai colony in the temple up there. Morals: Sheesh, sounds like a resort. Evil: The monk attempted to trap them all in a huge web and ended up just getting himself and his webs stuck to the rest of the youkai. He too ended up getting dragged along. Monk: Heh heh heh. I have them now! Hiten: Get your foot out of my face! Manten: Get your other foot out of my face! Yura of the Hair: La! So close to hair... Where is my comb? Imp: Wahhhhhh!!! Mistress Centipede: I will devour you whole... Shippou: This is getting nuts. Morals: We're forgetting some bodies... Imp: I know who! I know who! Auto: You're stuck. Morals *snaps fingers*: I remember! As they traveled along, the passed another monk, a human one this time. He was a good monk, just a bit of a pervert. So when the conga line passed by, he reached out brush Yura and got stuck. Miroku: Have no fear. I am a monk. Yura of the Hair: Pervert! Hiten: I should have thought of that. Manten: Too late, brother! Monk: Heh heh heh. Another for my web. Imp: Wahhhh! Mistress Centipede: This body... is so weak... Shippou: I'm getting tired just watching them. Evil: And don't forget Pretty boy. The party passed by Sesshou-maru and Jaken, who were traveling around. The Spider Head tossed out a web, pulling the toady boy toward them. In terror, Jaken grabbed Sesshou-maru, causing both of them to become stuck. Sesshou-maru: Unhand me, Jaken. Jaken: Awk! Help me Sesshou-maru sama! Miroku: This is bad. Monk: Heh heh heh Hiten: Would you stop laughing?! Manten: And move your foot, spider face! Yura of the Hair: Curses! My comb doesn't work on webs! Imp: Wahhhhh!!! Mistress Centipede: I will not lose it now... Shippou: My head hurts. Kagome: Mine too. Morals: We're forgetting Kikyo. Auto: But she's not after the jewel, she's after Inuyasha. Evil: She's after the Jewel to get revenge on Inuyasha. Morals: Do we really want her next to Sesshou-maru? Auto: Point. The undead priestess took one look at the dance line and headed off in the other direction, warning Naraku away as well. Somethings are better just not to deal with. Evil: Very good. Auto: Thank you. Imp: You're still missing someone! Morals: We're not adding Kaede-Baba into this! Imp: Nope! Evil: Then who? Imp: Can I tell? Can I tell? Pleeeze?! Auto: *sigh* Fine. Imp: Yes! Just then, a warrior from a nearby wolf pack spotted the dance line. He snickered at their antics until he saw the person leading the line and immediately fell head over heels in love with her. Morals: Oh, no... Imp: Hee! So the warrior ran up and glomped Kagome, refusing to let go of her. Kagome: Eeeek! Kouga: I claim you as my woman! Shippou: Git off! Mistress Centipede: I shall have you yet! Imp: Hahahahahahaha! Yura of the Hair: La! Revenge is sweet! Manten: Been there, done that. Hiten: And you failed to kill her. Monk: And another for my clutches! Heh heh heh Miroku *bops the Spider Head with his head*: Would you PLEASE stop laughing? Jaken: Wah! Help me Sesshou-maru sama! Sesshou-maru: *Sweatdrop* Icka!: Okay guys. Rope it in, tie it back. That's enough with the people stuck on Kagome. Can we please end this? Is time for me to go to bed! Auto: Right. So Kagome and her usually reluctant party met up with Inuyasha at the God Tree. Inuyasha took one look at the majority of his enemies all stuck together and traveling along and busted a gut laughing. Inuyasha: All it'll take is one swing of the Tetsusaiga! Bwhahahaha! Morals: Until he noticed Kouga hanging on Kagome. Inuyasha *sobers up real fast*: Prepare to die. Kouga: MINE! Kagome: I AM NOT YOUR WOMAN!!! Shippou: Ahhhhh!!! Miroku: Wait! I'm not an enemy! I'm a traveling companion! Sesshou-maru: So? I'm his half brother. Jaken: Help me Sesshou-maru sama! Hiten *shrugs*: We're dead. Manten: I died first. Monk: Heh heh he- oh, wait... I art dead too. Yura of the Hair: Me too. La! Imp: I'm stuck... Mistress Centipede: Curses.... Evil: And so the previously dead died again, freeing the non-dead who quickly moved away from Kouga, Inuyasha and Kagome before they became dead. Shippou: IF SOMEONE WILL LET GO OF MY TAIL THAT IS!!!! Imp: I'm free! I'm FREE!!! Yippiee!!! Morals: Just where did that barrel go? Kouga: Tell you what, I'll let you be her guardian until I come back for her! Kagome: WHO SAID I WAS YOURS?! Inuyasha: What she said! Kouga: Ha! Until later, my Kagome! *runs off, leaving a whirlwind behind him* Shippou: Finally! I can feel my tail again! *hops off Kagome's shoulder* Inuyasha: Grrr... Kagome: Well, at least we finished the story. And we got you to laugh, Inuyasha. Shippou: For all of three seconds. Auto: And that was the end of that. The end. Icka!: Thank goodness. Is past my bedtime. Evil: Second that. Morals: Hey, Imp... what have you got there? Imp *holds up a book innocently*: Story. Called 'The Princess and the Pea'. Icka!: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fin. |
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