Evil: You! Tall, dark and silent! Over here! Now! [Cracks whip]
Heero: ....
Evil: You too, Pig-Tailed boy!
Wu Fei: Wa-Wha-WHAT?! Onna! How DARE you call me-
Imp: New names day, yes! You get a new name, Pig-tail Boy, Yes! [Giggles insanely]
Morals: I did not start this.
Auto: I ain't finishing it either.
Evil: Following T.D.S. and Pig-tail boy is Bang Boy, Blonde Boy and Braid Boy!
Trowa: .... fits.
Quatre: Sometimes I hate my hair colour... Why'd I have to be the pale one?
Duo: Wanna see me jump rope my braid?
Imp: ooo...
Heero: No.
Duo: Dangit.
Evil: Moving past Soliloquy Boy and Hat Hair Boy-
Trieze: Ah, yes... A reference to my- ::trails off into the background::
Zechs: I do not have hat hair! It's a HELMET! And I am a Man, not a boy! A MAN!
Evil [snickers]: That's what they all say dearie. Moving along we come to Dog Boy Snuffles and Fluffy...
Inuyasha: That's Dog -DEAMON, not Dog-BOY! Get it right! 
Morals: Prefer just 'Snuffles' instead?
Inuyasha: Dog Boy it is then.
Sesshou-maru [Wails]: Why does everyone pick on me?! It's not my fault I have a big tail!!
Duo: Cry Baby.
[Rin kicks Duo in the shin]
Rin: No pick on Rin's Dad! Nyah! : b
[Runs behind Sesshou-maru.]
Duo [hopping up and down on one foot]: Son of a-
Quatre: Watch your language, there are kids here.
Duo: I KNOW! She just kicked me in the SHIN!!!
Evil: We come to Baboon Boy, A.K.A. 'My Sweet Babboo'.
Naraku: I am not your 'Sweet Babboo'.
Evil [Sweetly]: What ever you say, My Sweet Babboo.
Naraku: Argh!!!
Imp: Don't for get Scuttle Like a Bug Man!!!
Vash the Stampede: I don't scuttle like a bug. Much.
Auto: Have a donut.
Vash the Stampede: Okay.
Duo: Oooh! Can I have one?
Trieze: -And it's hard to believe that donuts were actually conceived-
Imp: And me?!
Shippou: And me?!
Evil: Go for it, Kit Kid.
Shippou: Cool! I gotta nickname too! Kit Kid! [Munches on a donut]
Auto: Anyone else want a donut?
Xelloss: Thank you.
Morals: Where'd you come from?!
Xelloss: Sore wa himitsu desu.
Evil: Which harks the entrance to our next contestant, Floaty Boy!
Xelloss: .... [quietly] Why couldn't it have been Himitsu Boy instead? Or Mazoku Man?
Evil: Who are quickly followed by Stone Boy and Sword Boy!
Zangulus: I protest! I'm a much better swordsman than he is!
Evil: No, you're Hat and Poncho Man, followed by Multi Man
Zechs: How come -he's- a Man?
Auto: He's better with his ... sword.
Wu Fei: Bah. I could beat him.
Zelgadiss: Again with the stone. *sigh* At least it wasn't 'Stoned Boy'.
Evil: And of course, Sword Boy is always seen next to his partner, the petite Red Boy!
Lina: Who are you calling 'Boy'?!
Evil: You're not?
Imp: Oops...
Lina: And who ate all the donuts?!
Imp: Oops...
Evil: Uh-oh... This is bad, right?
Zelgadiss: Run.
[Everyone runs, screaming]
Lina: Draaaagonnnn SLLLAAAAAAVVVVVEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

~*FWOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM*~

Icka! [Sweatdropping]: And so ends another illustrious fic. Anyone got any marshmallows?

Fin.