Quick Explination (You're gonna need it)

For those of you who don't know me, I've got 4 voices. Not Muses, voices. There's a bit of difference. Voices don't leave you alone. Ever.

#1-Auto (female), #two-Imp (is a change child, not human, no gender) #3-Morals (male) and #4-Evil (Female. Has a thing for knives...)

This is usually how a story gets written: An idea pops into my head and the voices bat it around with me playing ref a bit and a fic comes out.

This time, I stepped back and just typed whatever the voices said. This was started at work cuz I finished all my work, finished my co-workers work and ran out of other jobs to do. Yes, for once, I was bored for all of 3 minutes. @_@

Run in fear.

The Voices Tell A Story- Goldie-maru and the 3 Traveling Companions.

Typed by  Icka! M. Chif

Icka!: I'm bored.

*Inuyasha cast screams in terror.*

Icka! *blinks*: Haven't said anything yet!

Shippou: Wasn't that enough?

Icka!: Um, no... was gonna tell a story. Gonna need more words for that.

Inuyasha *suspiciously*: What kind of story?

Icka!: Was plotting on letting the voices tell a Fairey Tale.

All: Ja! *walks off*

Icka!: Or introducing espresso into the Warring States...

Kagome: Eep! *starts shoving everyone back, visions of hyper deamons in her head* We'll take the Fairey Tale!

Inuyasha: What's this 'we' stuff?

Icka!: Did I say you had a choice? *smirks*

Shippou: So what story are we going to tell? *crosses arms*

Icka!: Goldielocks and the three Bears.

Miroku: That doesn't sound too bad.

Icka!: The Voices are casting.

*Voices wave. Inuyasha-gumi suddenly looks nervous.*

Icka!: 4 characters for the story, 4 Voices. Voices draw names for who you're picking for what.

*General squabble in the head as everyone grabs a piece of paper. Morals ends up stuck face down in the hat the papers were held in until Auto gets him out.*

Imp: I gitta go first! I gitta go first!

Icka!: Whomever's got Goldielocks gets to go first.

*Evil smirks as she steps forward, holding up a piece of paper reading Goldielocks. At this point, Icka! bows out, letting the voices write the story.*

Imp: I gitta go next! I gitta go next!

Auto: You'll have your turn.

*Evil saunters over to Sesshou-maru, who has been hiding in the back.* Evil: I pick the pretty boy.

Sesshou-maru *looking down his nose at her*: Feh.

Imp: MY TURN!!! I gitta choose Baby Bear!

*Shippou hides*

*Imp jumps up into Inuyasha's arms, giving him a big we sloppy kiss on the cheek* Imp: I choose you!

Inuyasha: Bleh... *drops Imp on it's butt.* Don't DO that!

Imp *big crocodile tears welling up in it's eyes*: Owie...

Morals *big sigh*: My turn. I've got Pappa Bear.

Auto: I've got Mama Bear. Kagome, you're it.

*Kagome shrugs and walks over by Auto.*

Morals: It was my turn.

Auto: I'm not letting you choose Kagome for Papa Bear.

Morals: Dang it. Alright... lets see... *Looks at Hojo, Kouga and Miroku who all look fairly hopeful.* Shippou, you're Papa Bear.

Shippou *pokes his head up, looking surprised*: Me?

Morals: Yep.

Shippou *turns to Inuyasha*: Yes! I'm YOUR Pa! That means you've got to do what I say!

Inuyasha *glares at Imp*: I'm going to get you for this...

Auto: Ahem! On with the story!

Evil *holding up said object*: I've got the keyboard.

Imp: I'm next! I'm next!

Evil *give Imp a cool look*: I've got a knife.

Inuyasha *grins*: I've got a sword.

*Sesshou-maru does not look impressed.* Sesshou-maru: I've got a better one.

Inuyasha: Then why are you always after mine?

*Auto and Morals trade looks. They've got knives too, but for utility purposes. (Doesn't everyone?) Kagome picks up Shippou and takes a step back.*

Imp: Oh, yeah? Well, well... I've got a... *looks down, remembers that it doesn't wear clothes therefore has nothing to carry a pointy object with* I've got a sense of humour and I'm not afraid to use it!

*Voices facefault. They knew that.*

Evil *waves at everyone else dismisivly*: Thank you, Goodbye now! Now, to work.

*Evil sits down and daintily sets the keyboard in her lap.*

Evil: Once upon a time, there lived a girl-

Sesshou-maru: Ahem!

Evil: -Excuse me, a youkai named Goldie-maru.

*Inuyasha, Shippou and Kagome snicker quietly to themselves. Sesshou-maru looks non-plussed.*

Evil: One day, Goldie-maru was taking a stroll down the forest path when she, urm, HE started to get hungry. By and by, he came to a quaint little cottage deep in the forest where The Three...

Sesshou-maru: Three what?

Evil: I can't call them bears, one's human, one's half human half youkai and one's full youkai... I don't know what to call them.

Kagome: Travelers?

Evil *shrugs*: Works. Came upon a cottage where The Three Traveling Companions lived.

Shippou: If they're traveling, how do they live there?

Evil *glares*: Don't bother me boy, I'm working.

Shippou: Eep! *hides behind Kagome*

Evil *continuing on sweetly*: So Goldie-maru walked up to the cottage and knocked on the door. No one was home, The Three Traveling Companions being out... traveling.

Inuyasha: Durr.

Evil: So Goldie-maru walked in and made himself at home.

Sesshou-maru: Not likely. The place isn't worthy of my presence.

Morals: I have a problem with that.

Evil: What?

Morals: You shouldn't go into someone's house like that. It's un-ethical.

Sesshou-maru: I'm a youkai, I can do what I want.

Morals: I still object.

Sesshou-maru: Fine. *picks up Morals, puts him in a barrel and seals the top. Evil takes a seat on top of the barrel.*

Evil: Thank you.

Sesshou-maru: No problem.

*Morals curses a bit from inside the barrel, it's rather cramped.*

Evil: So Goldie-maru walked into the kitchen of the cottage. There, he found three bowls of ramen inside. He took some ramen from the first bowl and found it-

Sesshou-maru *pokes at the noodles*: What is this stuff?

Kagome: It's ramen noodles. It's common where I come from.

Sesshou-maru *idly*: Been meaning to discuss that with you...

*Kagome quickly hides behind Inuyasha*

Auto: They're pretty good actually. Just try it.

Sesshou-maru *shrugs and tries a bite*: Not bad. A bit on the spicy side.

Inuyasha: You got a problem with Jalpeno Ramen?

*Shippou makes a gagging sound. Inuyasha bops him*

Evil: Not finding that bowl to his taste, Goldie-maru tried the next bowl and found it a bit too cold for his taste.

Kagome: Hey, chilled ramen is good!

Evil: Any more interruptions from the peanut gallery and he'll be eating you.

*Imp glances between Kagome and Sesshou-maru and starts giggling. Auto bops it.*

Evil *clears throat*: So Goldie-maru tried the last bowl, found it to his taste and ate it all up.

Sesshou-maru: Tomato flavour. I like the colour.

Evil *grins*: Yes, well... Ahem, anyway. After finishing the food-

Sesshou-maru: Dokkasou! *melts the remaining two bowls*

Kagome: Hey!

Inuyasha: That was our dinner you just melted, Onore!

Evil: That's it! *gets ready to stand up*

Auto: Um, pardon me, but weren't the food bowls a bit mixed up? Papa Bear has the too hot food, not Baby Bear.

Evil: So sue me, sister! It's MY scene, and I'm writing it how I want!

Auto *steps back*: Okay...

Evil *tosses hair over her shoulder and resumes typing*: So Goldie-maru finished his dinner and wandered upstairs to take a nap.

Imp: What about breaking their chairs?

Sesshou-maru: Dokkasou! *melts all their chairs and continues upstairs, smirking*

Imp: Yes, well, that answers THAT...

Evil: So.. Aw, screw it. Goldie-maru Toxic Flower Claws the first two beds and takes a nap on the last one which was just right.

Sesshou-maru: This is highly entertaining.

Inuyasha *angrily*: Says you!

Imp: MY TURN!!!

*Imp jumps on top of the barrel with Evil, unbalancing her and her seat. The barrel tips over, freeing Morals and sending the keyboard flying out of Evil's hands.*

Morals *grabs the keyboard*: Yes! So, The Three Traveling Companions come home to find their food gone, their favourite chairs melted and the place a mess. Pissed off beyond belief, they climb upstairs to find the culprit asleep in Baby Bear's bed.

Inuyasha: Not my bed!

Shippou *deadpans*: He sleeps in a tree, not a bed.

Morals *waves hands dismissivly*: Whatever...

Imp *steals the keyboard*: SCENE CHANGE!

Auto: Aw, crap.

Morals: Don't usually hear you curse, Auto.

Auto: Imp usually doesn't have the power.

Kagome: This is bad, right?

Imp *cackles evilly*: Upon finding the culprit asleep on the un-damaged bed, The Traveling Companions, sometimes family decided to curse the sleeping beauty...

Sesshou-maru: Nani?

Imp: So that on his two1st birthday, a handsome... er, *ponders a second, then shrugs* A handsome prince would come along on his two1st birthday and wake him from his accursed slumber!

All (except Imp): WHAT?!

Imp *grin*: His accursed slumber that kept him trapped in the body of a toad!

*POOF! Sesshou-maru disappears, leaving Jaken in his place.*

Jaken *looking around, confused: Nani?

Inuyasha *twitching slightly*: Someone has to kiss HIM?

Auto *holding head*: There has got to be a rule somewhere about crossing Fairey Tales over like this...

Kagome: The story said a handsome prince, so I'm out.

*Inuyasha and Kagome look at Shippou*

Shippou: Huh? *catches on a second later* Oh, no... I'm not kissin' him! I'm not even a prince!

Myouga *suddenly popping up on Inuyasha's shoulder*: Well, technically, being the son of the Great Youkai of the Western Lands makes M'lord Inuyasha a prince...

Shippou: Where'd YOU come from?

Myouga *points over his shoulder at Imp*: That thing wrote me in.

*Imp waves, madly typing away on the keyboard*

Inuyasha: I AM NOT KISSING ANYONE!!!

*Kagome suddenly starts to choke, turning blue*

Imp: Quick! She needs mouth to mouth resuscitation! Only you can save her, Inuyasha!

Inuyasha: Humph. That won't work.

Imp: Dang it.

*Kagome suddenly gasps, able to breath again.*

Kagome: That wasn't funny! *whaps Inuyasha* And why didn't you try to save me?!

Inuyasha: She was trying to make me kiss you.

Imp: I'm not a SHE!

Shippou: He?

Imp *sweatdrops*: No... I'm an it.

*Shippou falls off of Kagome's shoulder, laughing. He lands on top of Jaken, who can't move.*

Jaken: Save me Sesshou-maru sama!!!

Auto: Anyone got any aspirin?

Morals: Sorry, already took the last one.

Evil: I've got a knife.

Inuyasha: I've got a bigger one.

Kagome: Didn't we do this already?

Inuyasha: Yeah, but mine's still bigger.

*Imp cracks up laughing, kicking it's legs in the air.*

Evil: This is getting old.

*Evil walks over, grabs the keyboard and bops Imp over the head with it. Imp falls over, stunned. Evil tosses the keyboard at Auto.*

Evil: Enough, end this.

Auto: Right.

Morals: No, write. As in 'write fast, we don't know how long we have before it wakes up.'

Evil: No problem. I also have rope.

Morals: Then why didn't you say so earlier?!

*Evil and Morals proceed to bind and gag Imp while Auto quickly finishes the story.*

Auto: So The Three Traveling Companions decide that they really didn't need a cottage if they were actually traveler and hit the road, picking up some friends along the way, becoming The Six Traveling Companions.

*Kagome, Inuyasha and Shippou walk out of the cottage to run into Sango, Kirara and Miroku waiting outside. The six of them head off toward the sunset. Which was really too bad because they meant to go to Kaede-Baba's place.*

Jaken *still on the bed*: Hey! What about me, eh?

Auto: Later that day, an undead traveling ex-presitess happened upon the hapless toad and broke the spell. In thanks, he lead her to his master, Sesshou-maru sama. Sesshou-maru and Kikyo fell in love and ended up plotting many evil plots against their enemies and Inuyasha. There, everyone's happy.

Inuyasha: You call that happy? Kikyo ends up with my half brother!

Morals: Hafta agree, that was weirder than Imp's entry.

Auto: Well, it got the job done. The end. Byie-bye!

Shippou: Whatever.

*curtain falls*

Fin.