Rejected 'Voices Tell a Story' Story
Inuyasha cast as 'The Wizard of Oz'.
Typed by Icka! M. Chif


Kagome as Dorothy (duh)
Kagome: But what if I don't want to go home? There's scary tests there!!!

Inuyasha is Toto
Kagome: Um.. you won't fit in the basket... how am I supposed to carry you?
Inuyasha *glowers*: Oh, shut up.

Shippou as the Cowardly Lion.
Shippou *in balloon form*: I'll eat you~uu!
*Inuyasha raises an eyebrow.*
Shippou *turns back into his normal form and starts bawling* Waahhhh!! He's scaaaary!!!
Inuyasha: Why couldn't HE have been Toto?!!
Kagome: That would have been type-casting.

Naraku as the Wicked Witch
Naraku: I've got you now, my pretty! And your little dog deamon too!!!
Inuyasha: For the last time, I am NOT TOTO!!!
Shippou: Coulda fooled me, dog-boy.
Inuyasha: Shove it, scaredy-kit.
Shippou: Waahhhh!!!

Sango as the Leader of the Winged Monkeys.
Sango: I AM NOT A WINGED MONKEY!!!
*Tosses a bucket of water at Naraku. It nails him in the head, knocking him unconscious. Sango storms out*
Inuyasha *idly cracks knuckles*: Well, that was easy. Anyone else we gotta kill?

Kaede as the Great and Powerful Wizard of Oz.
Kaede: Pay no attention to the highly attractive girl in the flattering miko outfit behind the curtain!
Inuyasha *pulls aside the curtain*: Hello, Kikyo.
Kikyo: Oh, bugger.

Kikyo as the Person Behind the Curtain Who is Really the Great and Powerful Wizard of Oz.
Kikyo: I'll grant what you wish, but first... You must do me a favour!
Inuyasha: What? Destroy Naraku?
Kikyo: No. Well, they can. But I've got this great big private curtained area and no one to share it with... *bats eyes at Inuyasha*
Inuyasha *brain fried*: Uh... Uh...
*Kagome pours a bucket of cold water over Inuyasha.*
Kagome: Dangit. He didn't melt.

Kouga is the Scarecrow
Kouga: MINE!!! *glomps Kagome*
Kagome: KYYYYYYAAAAA!!!
*Inuyasha bops Kouga.*
Kouga *rubs bump on head*: Itai-i... Wha'd ya do that for?!
Inuyasha: Whomever said you needed a brain wasn't kidding...

Miroku as the Tin Man
*The group spots him beside the road, not moving.*
Kagome: Ano... can we help you?
Miroku: I need to get laid.
Kagome *sweatdrops*: aaaahhhh...
Inuyasha: We're leaving. Now.
*Group quickly exits stage right*
Miroku: Wait!!! You need me for the plot!!!
Shippou: Plot?
Kouga: No, we don't!!

Sesshou-maru is Glinda the Good.
Sesshou-maru: Just follow the Black Pearl Road until you reach the palace. You can't miss it. And Jaken, if you and Rin do not stop playing Hide-and-Go-Seek in my skirts, I'm going to have to seriously hurt you.
Jaken *popping up from under the voluminous skirts*: Gomen, Sesshou-maru sama.
*all sweatdrop*

Icka!: I don't get it... Why didn't you guys tell this one? It's got everything you normally look for!
Morals: Huh. Even WE have our standards...
Evil: Yep.
Imp: Wasn't perverted enough.
Icka!: Ahh....

Fin.