Voices: WE WANNA WRITE A STORY!!!

Icka!: Nooo... It's late... I wanna go to bed!

Voices: We wanna write a Christmas story!!!

Icka! *whines*: Noo... No wanna wait up for Santa...

Imp: Let's do the 'Twas the Night Before Christmas'!!!

Morals: Been done, you just finished reading a Slayers one.

Imp: Dang it.

Evil: Nutcracker?

Inuyasha *hides*: No.

Auto: That could get just a bit too twisted, thanks.

Imp: Inuyasha! Youkai... In... Tights!!!

Shippou *hides*: No.

Kagome: It's Christmas Eve... can't you give us a break?

Icka! *miserably*: they never do...

*Icka! gets whiffled by an irate Imp. She shuts up*

Morals: I got an idea.

Evil: Is it good?

Morals: ... no...?

Evil: Close enough. Do it.

Morals *holds up a bag*: We need something in this.

Shippou: NOT ME!!!

Imp: You're too small. Kagome will fit!

Kagome: NOooo!!!

Auto: She says 'sit' too much. That could ruin it.

Kagome *grumbles*: Too bad it doesn't work on other people...

Evil: Sesshou-maru sama?

Sesshou-maru: I'll melt it.

Evil: Oh, yeah. Dang it. Imp, get in the bag.

Imp: You get in it!!!

Morals: I said something, not someone!!!

Sesshou-maru: Will this humiliate my accursed brother?

Morals: Um... maybe?

Sesshou-maru: Close enough. Jaken, get in the bag.

Jaken: Wak?!

*The Inuyasha cast put Jaken in the sack. Better him than them...*

Morals: Here you go. *hands the sack to Inuyasha*

Inuyasha: What am I supposed to do with this?

Morals: You'll see. I need Inuyasha, Kiara, Sango, Miroku, Kagome and Shippou in the modern era.

Kagome *warily*: Why?

Morals: Do you know 'Jingle Bells'?

Shippou *cheerfully sings*: Jingle bells, Jaken smells, Naraku laid an egg! Kaede-baba ate an eel and we all got away, Hey!

Auto: Close enough.

Morals: Inuyasha, I need to you to repeat after me.

Inuyasha *rolls eyes*: Repeat after me.

Morals: Ho, Ho, ho.

Inuyasha: Ho, Ho, ho-?

Morals: Perfect! We're ready!!!

**Next Day**

Sota: Mom! Kagome's on TV!!!

Mom: What?!

TV Newscaster: -And if you were up last night, many citizens of Tokyo were greeted to the sight of Santa Claus and his elves on their rounds last night-

*Camera zooms in to Inuyasha flying over the rooftops, wiggling sack in hand. Shippou's bouncing along, following him the best he can. Kiara, with Sango, Miroku and Kagome are flying along nearby, singing Christmas carols. Badly.*

Inuyasha *on TV*: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merrily Christmas!!!

Sota: White hair, red robes... close enough... I guess...

Fin.