Voices Tell A Story: Challenge Fic!!!Typed by Icka! M. Chif Icka!: Okay guys. Have at it. Imp: Have at wot? Icka!: Sailor Bob's fanfic movie challenge. Evil: But we already gave you an idea. Icka!: Yeah, but you guys'll fit in better than that fic. Give ya a chance to break free and make no sense, like that last fairey tale you told. Morals: 'We' had nothing to do with it, It's not our fault Auto couldn't come up with a plot. Auto: *sulks* Imp *nods*: Learned lot from that fic. Need a plot first. Evil: That and we're not in a story telling mood right now. Icka! *stares at her voices in shock*: Are you guys feeling alright? Where did my voices go, cuz you CAN'T be them... Imp: Are too! Icka!: Are not! Imp: Are too! Icka!: Are not! Imp *stamps foot*: Too! Icka!: Not! Imp: Too! Icka!: Not!Not!Not!Not!Not! Imp: Too!Too!Too!- Auto: Oh, cut that out! *Icka! and Imp fall silent, casting each other funny looks out of the corners of their eye. Imp sticks out it's tounge.* Icka!: It- Auto: I don't want to hear it! We can stick you in a barrel too, if need be. *Icka! blinks, trying to figure that one out.* Evil: Anyway, we got a story to tell. Icka!: You- Auto: I said... Icka!: eep! Evil: Right... *rubs hands together* So... where's Bishy Boy? Morals: Bishy? Evil: Sesshou-maru. Morals: You just like his melting trick. Evil: Darn right. And Naraku too. Icka!: Fates... she's going after the villans. Auto: I told you- Icka!: Hey! You usually keep Imp in line! What's with getting on my case all of a sudden? Auto: Imp is behaving it's self. *Auto points to Imp, who's sitting down in front of the magic TV, eating popcorn as it stares at the blank screen.* Icka!: Oh. *Icka!, Auto & Morals join Imp in front of the big screen TV as the Inuyasha cast shows up. Evil takes over a love seat with Sesshou-maru and Naraku. Various words such as 'Kukuku', 'Whiffle' 'Pain' and much snickering can be heard from them.*
*Later*
Inuyasha: Feh. I could kick that guy's butt, no yiffin' problem. Miroku & Sango *in unison*: I could kick that guys butt. *Pause, look at each other and hide smiles.* Sango: Kagome could kick that guy's butt. Kagome *blushes, while everyone snickers.*: Shippou could kick his butt. Shippou *grinning, contemplating it.* Naw. Kaede-baba could kick his butt. Blindfolded. *Everyone pauses, picturing it.* Sango: Yeah. Kagome: True. Morals: I wouldn't be so sure. Look how often he defeats the villains. Myouga: I could kick his butt. *Everybody pauses again, then breaks out laughing.* Myouga: What?! I could... *sulks* Evil: Who are you talking about? Icka!: Pikachu. Figured if there was going to be Pokemon references, they might as well see the show. Evil: You going to show them Gilligan's Island so they understand the Gourrian Island references? Icka!: Naw, they can find their own funky fruit, or visit the Queen of Swords page. I don't do live action. Inuyasha: Why can't Sesshou-maru ever go 'blasting off again'?
*Even later*
*Kikyo come wandering by, spies the TV and sits down next to Inuyasha to watch cartoons. He doesn't seem to notice or care, but Kagome keeps watching her out of the corner if her eye. Shippou: What's THIS one called? They move funny. Auto: 'Celebrity DeathMatch.' Kagome: Most of the people are American and English actors. Shippou: You mean this is what 'Americans' look like?! Kaogme: No, that's just the style of animation. Shippou: Oh. Whew. *Imp glances between Shippou, Kikyo and Kagome* Imp: Got an idea!!! *Imp swipes the remote away from Inuyasha, who had been controling it and runs off into the forest.* Icka!: Aw, fates... Auto: Well, it HAD been behaving... *sigh* *The Evil personality types watch with intrest from the love seat as everyone else waits in horror from the couch and beanbags.* Imp: Ta-da! *waves remote, which is now in techno-colours* Morals: You... got into somebody's nail polish? Imp: Nope! *Imp points the remote at Kikyo, then at Kagome. Both girls dissappear. Inuyasha squawks as Imp then points to the TV and hits another button.* Announcer: And now, on Anime DeathMatch... Kagome and Kikyo from Inuyasha! Everyone (execpt Imp): WHAT?!?! *Kikyo and Kagome are dressed in gymnastics leotards, with various balls, ribbions, clubs and hoops laying around* Announcer: They will be compeating in the 'Anything Goes Martial Arts Gymnastics'! *Kouga picks that moment to walk up.* Miruko: Gymnastics? Kouga: What is Kagome doing in the box?! *He runs up and presses his head against the TV, which earns him a sharp blow to the back of the head from Inuyasha with the Tetsusaiga's hilt* Sango: Down in front! Kouga: But... Miruko: It is alright. Kagome-sama is merely on television. Kouga: But.. but this outfit shows even more than her other one! Wow! Inuyasha: Pervert. Announcer: Let's get Rrrrrrready to Rrrrumbllleeee!!!! Begin! *Kagome and Kikyo snap out the ribbons thier holding, spelling out various insults. The guys make side comments while the girls get pissed.* Kouga: Wow. They look angry. Wonder what they're fighting over? *All eyes turn to Inuyasha* Inuyasha: Leave me out of this! *Kikyo and Kagome get tired of the insults and start grabbing things to toss at each other with the ribbons. Tea pots, bells, chairs, miniture black piglets and other assorted objects start flying around the ring.* Kikyo: Take this! *her ribbon wraps around Inuyasha and flings him at Kagome* Kagome: Kyaaa!!! *ducks* Inuyasha (the one watching TV): That's not me!!! *Everyone glances between the bound Inuyasha on TV and the Inuyasha panicing beside them.* Miroku: Oh... didn't know Kikyo was into that... Sango *smacks Miroku upside the head*: Pervert. Kagome: Oh, yeah? *Throws her ribbon out, ensnaring human Inuyasha* Kikyo *pauses*: Wow. He's cuter than I thought as a human. Kagome: Isn't he though? Inuyasha (the one watching TV and about to burst a vein): THAT'S NOT ME!!! Miroku: But don't you wish it was? Inuyasha: One more word out of you monk and you'll wish the Air Rip had sucked you up... Sango: Pervert. *hits Miroku again* Morals: Shh. I wanna see what happens. Auto: You just want to see the girls move around in skin tight costumes. Morals: Just because I'm dead doesn't mean I can't admire the oppisite gender from a distance. *Icka! snickers* Evil: That's it, you're banned from the Couch of Bish. Icka!: Huh? Evil *slowly, as if to a child*: You are banned from the Couch of Bish. Icka!: For agreeing with Morals?! Auto: For taking the guys side. Icka!: That's not fair! I don't even LIKE bish! Shippou: Hey, we're trying to watch the fight here! Morals: Yeah! Icka!: That's the last time I agree with you. :P *On TV, both the human and half breed Inuyasha have been cast to the wayside. Kikyo and Kagome are now using other objects to throw at each other.* Kagome: Kuno Attack! *Grabs Tatewaki Kuno in a ribbon and throws him* Kikyo: Kodachi Counter Attack! *Tosses Kodachi Kuno at Tatewaki.* Kodachi *deadpan as she sails past Tatewaki*: Brother. Kuno *nods, acknologing his sister*: Kadochi. *They sail past each other without touching and crash in the audiance on oppisides of the ring.* Shippou: Ooh, that had to hurt... Kikyo *smirks*: Attack of the Blind Mousse! Kagome: Hair products? Mousse: Shampoo!!! *runs up and glomps Kagome* Kagome: Kyaaaaa!!! *rapidly discovers that an Amazon Glomp is impossible to get out of* Kouga: So THAT's how you do it... *Sango hits him* Announcer: And it appears that Kikyo has won the match! Kagome: Shampoo Mousse attack! *Shampoo appears out of no where and knocks out Mousse with her pair of bonbari. Mousse passes out while professing his love to Shampoo.* Shampoo: Stupid Mousse. *Shampoo turns and is about to attack Kikyo for fooling Mousse.* Kikyo: Cologne Defense!! Sesshou-maru: What's with all the hair care products? Inuyasha: Why? Are you out? *Colonge drops down from the celing between Kikyo and Shampoo. Kagome thinks fast, she knows Colonge is a better fighter than Shampoo.* Kagome *exictedly pointing off stage*: Hey! Look! There goes Ranma! Cologne & Shampoo: Ranma?! *The two Amazons take off in the direction that Kagome had pointed, dragging Mousse along with them.* Shampoo: Wait for Shampoo, Airen!!! Kikyo: That was lame. Kagome: It worked... Announcer: -Aaand we're back to square one. It appears that neither of these Mikos will be able to gain the upper hand. Which means there's only one thing left to do! *Everyone pauses, waiting for the Annoucner to finish that statement.* Shippou *throws a can at the screen*: Which is?! Annoucner: Celebeity Deathmatch Swimsuit Comepetion!!! *Jaw drops everywhere.* Sango: Is that even allowed? Miroku: Yes!! There is a Budda!!! *Evil whiffles Miroku* Sango: Thank you. Evil: I didn't do it for you. Inuyasha: Tha- that's really stupid! They're identical!!! Morals: Except that Kagome has a pure heart and Kikyo is the physical embodiment of that soul's evil. Imp *imatating Dr. Evil*: She's like the snake to my mongoose... Or the mongoose to my snake... I don't know... Amelia *striking a justice pose (tm): A pure heart will always triumph over evil!!! Icka!: Who invited the Slayers cast? Lina: Just passing through. Gourry *waves*: Nice meeting you! Zelgadis *chanting under his breath*: Please don't see me, please don't see me, please don't see me... *Slayers cast leaves, much to Zelgadis' relif.* Auto: Well, that was senseless. *Imp grins* Icka!: So's this story. Anyway, back to the ... Swimsuits? Evil: We could aways end the Deathmatch in a tug of war. Shippou: That could work... Evil: Alright. Each of you girls grab hold of one of Inuyasha's legs and- Inuyasha: NO!!! Evil *blinking innocently*: Well, it's a DEATHmatch, isn't it? Naraku *snickering*: Ku ku ku. 'Always triumph over evil'. Morons.
*Later still*
Kouga: Why are we watching this? Kagome (who is now back, and relaxing on the couch): Because we can't find the remote. Kouga: You could have just told me we were being tortured, it would make more sense. Auto: The remote is the little black box that allows us to change what we are watching. Kouga: Ah. So, where is it? Inuyasha: She just said we don't know where it is, idoit. Kouga: If you're so much smarter, then why are we still watching this? Inuyasha: Because I don't have any problem watching this... this... What ever it is we're watching. Kouga *smirking*: You don't even know what we're watching. Inuyasha: So? At least I know better than to complain. Kikyo: At least in the company of women. Kouga: You mean he's whipped. Inuyasha, Kagome & Kikyo: No. *Imp snickers.* Sango: If you're that offended, why don't you find the remote yourself? Kouga: Um... Inuyasha *smirking LOTS*: Cuz moron here didn't think of that. Kouga *angerily*: I did- *Sets his hand down on a small black box with buttons on it* Huh? Hey! I found it! Easier than I thought! Inuyasha: Feh. *Kouga goes to press a button and the box dissappears with a small 'Poof!'* Kouga: Huh? Kikyo: What did you do to the remote? Kouga: I didn't do anything!!! Morals: Surrre... Kagome: Here it is. *Holds up the remote and pushes a button. The channel turns to the news, then the remote dissappears with another 'Poof!' Icka!: Gahh!! CHANGE IT!!! CHANGE IT!!! Sango: It's just the news. Icka!: It's depressing!!! Change it!!! Xellos *cheering*: Leave it! Leave it! Miroku: What are you doing here? Xellos: Sore wa himitsu desu. ;} Morals: Uh... the Slayer cast went that way a while ago... *points in the oppisite direction of where the Slayers cast went.* Xellos: Thanks. *dissappears.* Evil: Dang it, we could have used him. Auto: And they went that way, Morals. *points in the correct direction* Morals: Oops. Must have gotten mixed up... *whistles innocently* Naraku: Ku ku ku. We're perverting Morals... Icka!: CHANGE IT!!! CHANGE IT!!! Morals: You're not perverting me. I did the right thing. You NEVER send a bad in the direction the heros went. Sesshou-maru: I'm never asking you for directions. Icka!: CHANGE IT!CHANGE IT!CHANGE IT! Inuyasha: Sheesh. Crybaby. *finds another remote and pushes the button. It dissappears in a similar 'Poof!' as the other two* Icka!: AAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Auto: There's something wrong here.... Sango: I think you're right. *raises her voice* Everyone, find the remote!!! *There is much scurring as everyone except for the evil ones on the love seat start digging around the sofa cushions and bean bags for the remote.* Kagome: Found it! Miroku: Found it! Auto: Found it! Sango: Found it! Icka!: Gaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! Inuyasha: Found it! Morals: Found it! Kikyo: Found it! Kouga: Got it! *The ones with the remotes in their hand stare at each other in surprise. Then the remotes start to go 'Poof!', dissappearing one right after the other.* Kagome: Na-nani? Inuyasha *pauses*: You hear that? Miroku: Hear what? Kouga: I hear it. Miroku: Hear what? Sango: Shhh. *The humans strain thier hearing, and finally hear what the youkai heard. The sound of giggling. Everyone looks in the direction of where it's coming from. Shippou and Imp are trying to muffle their laughter, surronded by candy wrappers.* Sango: Should have known. Icka!: Don't know which is worse, the news or Imp overdosing Shippou sugar... Kagome: This is not good. *Imp holds up the remote, grinning as Shippou laughs.* Icka! *bops Auto upside the back of the head*: And here you where threatening to put ME into the barrel! Auto *sweatdropping*: Well, Imp HAD been behaving it's self... Inuyasha: GET THEM!!! Evil: Yeah!!! *The entire crowd rushes forward, intent on getting the remote. Shippou and Imp grin, wave and dissappear in a burst of Fox Fire, remotes and wrinkled candy wrappers.* Inuyasha: !@#%^$^*&^%(*$^@ Kouga: You said it. Kagome: Well, at least we got the remote back. Kikyo: Yeah, but which one is it? *Everyone sweatdrops, looking at the pile of remotes.* Sango: Start pressing buttons? Evil: You can if you want to. *walks over to the TV and manually changes the channel to the Powerpuff Girls.* Icka!: Whew. Thank you. Inuyasha: Couldn't you have done that earilier? Before the screaming? Evil *shrugs*: More fun to watch the chaos. *Inuyasha facefaults.* *Icka! backs up and does a running jump into the pile of remotes, which turn into leaves as soon as they are touched. There is much 'Poofing' going around.* Icka!: Whee!!! Kagome: My turn next!
*Wensday* *Angery that Icka! won't let her play with Icka!'s new knifes, Evil steals the keyboard and whiffles Inuyasha for no apparent reason. Inuyasha falls over, knocked out.* Inuyasha: Zzzzzzzz... Sesshou-maru: Can I do that? Evil: No. I HAVE THE POWEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! BWAHAHAhahahahaha!!! *While Sesshou-maru chases Evil around the movie watching area for control of the keyboard, Kagome talks with Naraku.* Kagome: No, really. I find half breeds incredably attractive. Naraku: Really? Wow. Say, want to come back to my place and see how much of the Shikon no Tama has been collected? Kagome: Okay. *And off they go. Meanwhile, Kouga attempts to perfect the Amazon Glomp* Kouga: MINE!!!! Kikyo: I'm not Kagome!!! Kouga *moving his hands a bit*: Really? You feel just like her... Kikyo *pissed off beyond belif*: Dieee... *Kouga realises he just might have made a mistake as Kikyo's aura flares.* Kouga: Eeep! *Takes off running.* Kikyo: Get back here so I can use your soul!!! *Chases after him, a large mallet in one hand* Morals: Isn't Inuyasha gonna be pissed about that? Auto *counting the laps Evil and Sesshou-maru are making around the area*: 6... Nah. He's still out. Morals: Oh. Imp *pokes Inuyasha with a stick.*: Yep. Shippou: Can I do that? Imp: Sure. *Hands Shippou a stick. They poke Inuyasha with their sticks.* Inuyasha: Zzzzzzzz.... Kaede *walking up*: Kagome? Sango: She's not here, Kaede-baba. Can I help? Kaede: I found this man wandering around the village. I was hoping somebody could escort him back to the well. I belive that he's from Kagome's time. Sango: I'll do it. *Bows the the man.* If you'll follow me, Mister- Lost man: Higurashi. Sango: Mr. Higurashi. Follow me please. *The two wander off in the direction of the well.* Miroku: Should we tell Kagome-sama? Auto: 11... She'll find out when she gets home. Miroku: Oh. Okay. Say, Kaede-baba... you're still young enough to bear children, right? Kaede: You're about a hundred years too young. *Everyone listening in snickers.* Miroku: Dang it. Kaede: Come on. You can walk me back. Miroku: Alright. Goodbye, all. *Non running Voices and Shippou wave*: Bye!!! Miroku: And please don't poke Inuyasha too hard. We may need him later. Imp: Aww... Shippou: Dang it. *Miroku and Kaede head back to her village. Meanwhile, Icka! trips Evil and steals back the keyboard.* Icka!: Bad! I'm not letting you play with the machete now! Evil: Curses! Sesshou-maru: This has gotten tedious. I'm heading home. Shippou: Can I go with you? Sesshou-maru *thinks about it for a while, then shrugs.*: Sure, why not? Rin could use the company. Shippou: Yeah! *Hops up to Sesshou-maru's shoulder, clinging to his armour as the two walk off.* Icka!: So, now what do we do? Evil: I have a suggestion. Morals: Shoot. Evil: I don't use guns. Auto: What's your suggestion? Evil: I saw a sign back there for the blizzard bound cottage used for blanket fics. May I suggest we head there? Auto: Sounds like fun. Imp: Tired of watching TV anyway. Icka!: You guys go on ahead, I need to finish typing. Morals: Alright. Catch up to you later! Icka!: You always do. *The Voices wander off and promptly get stuck in the Blanket Scenario* *The Voices wander off and promptly get stuck in the Blanket Scenario. Icka! goes to turn off the TV for the day and trips over the waking Inuyasha* Inuyasha *rubbing the back of his head*: What the @$#@^%$& hit me? Icka!: Evil. Inuyasha: @#$^&^%(^^#$!. Where is everyone? Icka! *sweatdropping*: Um, they left... *From somewhere in the distance someone shouts for Inuyasha, fortunately distracting him from the question where everyone went, and with who.* Jaken: Huff, puff... Wait for me, Inuyasha-sama!!! Icka!: Eh? Inuyasha: What do you mean 'sama', Toad? Jaken *stopping in front of Inuyasha*: Well... Since everybody seemed te be tradin' sidekicks, I thought it was me turn. *Inuyasha pauses, considering this.* Inuyasha: No thanks. *Punts Jaken over the tree line.* Jaken: Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh-* Inuyasha *cheers*: Looks like Jaken's blasting off again! Icka!: Meanie. Inuyasha *shrug*: Whatever. I'm going to go take a nap in the God Tree. Later. *Inuyasha stalks off.* Icka!: Jeez... when Evil whiffles a person, they wake up MEAN... *Just then, a semi-large rainbow colored hole that's plastered to the back of the sofa catches her attention. The portal tremored when she touched it. Suddenly-* Icka!: KYAAA!! *The portal sucked her in, leaving the movie area clean and ready for next person to do Sailor Bob's movie challenge.* Fin. |
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