Disclaimer: Don't own Ranma 1/two or any of the characters therein, this is just written for fun. And the fact that sticking out your tongue without blowing a raspberry does mean exactly what Nabiki says.

Nyahh!!

By Icka! M. Chif

"Tomboy!"

"Hey! I am not a tomboy!" Akane snapped at her fiancée. They were bickering. Again. "And who are you to call me names, pervert?"

"How many times do I have to tell you, I am NOT A PERVERT?!" Ranma shot back.

"Nyahh!" Akane stuck her tongue out at Ranma.

"Nyahh!" Ranma stuck his out at her, crossing his eyes to make a funny face at her.

"Nyahh!" Akane put her hands on the side of her head and wiggled her fingers at him.

"Nyahh!" Ranma stuck his feet behind his head.

"Children." Nabiki sighed in that truly-bored-with-this-routine way that only she seemed to be able to pull off. "You do both know what sticking your tongue out at somebody means-?"

The bickering couple paused in mid-gesture, expressions blank.

Nabiki sighed once more, for emphasis. "It means..." She said, slowly closing her book. "...Kiss me. Quick. And don't slobber."

Ranma looked at Akane.

Akane looked at Ranma.

Both of them hastily retracted their tongues and straighten self consciously.

Nabiki smiled to herself, opening her book again as they stood there in silence. That had shut them up, thank goodness.

Finally Akane put her hands on her hips and glared at Ranma. "Don't even think about it." She warned.

Ranma did the first thing that came to mind.

"Nyahh!"

Fin.

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