Disclaimer: Fun with fangs.

Told you.

By Icka! M. Chif

"Blah!" The dark haired Bela Lugosi looking man cackled as he crouched over Kagome, his mouth open revealing sparkling fangs. He leaned down, lips aiming for her neck.

Kagome flicked the end of her pencil at his nose, stopping him while she consecrated on the notebook in front of her. "Do you mind?" She asked, distracted. "I'm trying to study for my math test."

He paused, looking rather perplexed. He straighten up, staring at her quizzically while she scribbled something in her notebooks. "You know, most girls runs screaming at the sight of my fangs." He remarked conversationally, as if trying to puzzle her out.

"I've seen bigger." She commented, still not bothering to look away from her school work.

"Nonsense." The vampire dismissed the notion. "No one has better fangs than I!"

"Uh-huh." Kagome murmured. "Carry the two..."

"You're bluffing."

"Am not."

"Are too."

"Am not."

The vampire stamped his foot. "Are too!"

Kagome sighed, setting down her pencil. "You're not going to let me do my homework until I show you, are you?"

He sniffed, crossing his arms.

Kagome rolled her eyes. "Fine. Follow me." She set down her notebooks, rose to her feet and stalked off into the trees. The Bela character blinked, then followed.

She stormed up to Inuyasha, who was dozing among the roots of the tree. She reached down and pulled the corners of Inuyasha's mouth into a funny looking smile. "See?"

Inuyasha blinked, not sure how to react to somebody walking up and sticking fingers in his mouth.

The vampire let out a bit of a whimper, then with a strange poof of smoke turned into an itty bitty bat and flew off.

Kagome snorted, released Inuyasha's mouth and stalked back to her homework. "I TOLD him." She muttered.

Inuyasha just sat there, staring at Kagome's retreating form in confusion. Where the hell had that come from?

Fin.

Bela Lugosi played the original Hollywood Dracula for those who have no idea who he is.