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Sit

By Icka! M. Chif

"Inu-yasha! Stashing my bike in a tree will not stop me from going back home!" Kagome shouted up at the stubborn half-deamon. This was an old game they always seem to play every time she had to go back home and they were both tired of it.

"No." Inu-yasha growled, securing the bike further in the branches. "We have to find the rest of the shards."

"We can do that when I get back. I have some important exams I have to take!" She snapped.

"They can just go play hide and go yiff themselves." Inu-yasha muttered. He was tired of her always having to leave him for these stupid exams.

Kagome growled wordlessly. She'd had enough of this. "SIT!!!"

"SPRAINT!" Inu-yasha found himself doing a swan dive toward the ground. Only this time, Kagome was right under him...

"Umph!" They both fell to the ground, Inu-yasha's head resting firmly on Kagome's chest by the subduing spell.

After a moment, when it wore off enough for him to look up, he did so. Right into Kagome's angry, tense face. This was bad.

"You pervert!" She snapped.

"Hey!" He protested. "Slut! You're the one who said-"

"SIT!!!"

Once again, he found himself using Kagome's assets as a pillow.

It wasn't one of the worst landing places he'd ever had, he admitted quietly to himself. It beat spitting out rocks, twigs or dirt. And it smelled nice. But he was going to be in sooo much trouble for it, he could just feel it.

He felt the lightening of the spell again. "DON'T SAY IT!" He roared, struggling to sit up without putting his hands anyplace that would get him in anymore trouble.

Kagome glared at him, face bright red as she covered her chest with her arms.

He glared back. "Watch were you're standing the next time you say that." He snarled, re-gaining his composure.

She wrinkled her nose at him angrily. "Inu-yasha?"

"Yeah?"

"SIT!"

Fin.

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