Disclaimer: Rumiko Takahashi.

Colour

By Icka! M. Chif

"Is not!"

"It is too."

"Is not!"

"Is too."

"No, it's yiffin' NOT!"

"It is too."

"IT IS NOT!"

"What are you two arguing about now?"

"A thousand apologizes, Kagome-sama. The mongrel dog and I were discussing what colour his cloak is."

"It's not pink, you damn Bouzu! IT'S RED!"

". . . ."

"Kagome-sama... why are you doubled over like that? Are you in pain?"

"Baka."

Fin.