Naraku: (singing) I love you. You love me. We're a happy family. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too.

Kikyo: Arm wrestle you for Inuyasha.
Kagome: ....

Sesshou-maru: Burn the bras!!!

Jaken: I want you to call me... Bob. (or Fred. Wrenni suggests we can call him Fred.)

Shippou: By the power of the moon, I shall destroy you, for I am Sailor Chibi Fox!!

Sango: Lekka Shien!!

Inuyasha: I don't want to find the Shikon shards anymore. I wanna dance!

Inuyasha: Wow! Look at her!
Jaken: Whatta hottie!
Sesshou-maru: She's mine!
Kouga: Trade you my Shikon shards for her!
Miroku: Rooaawrrrr...
Kagome: Perverts...
Shippou: We're just looking at the new Low Rider Car Catalog, Kagome.

Sesshou-maru: Meet my new sword, the Sword of Light!

Naraku: Pull my finger.

Kikyo: I have found my one true love! Sango, will you marry me?!

Kagome: Prepare for trouble...
Inuyasha: Make that double...

Kouga: Does this purse match my shoes?

Anyone: Gotta catch them all, gotta catch them all, Shikon shards!

Jaken: I don't know how to say this... but I'm actually a woman...

Hiten: Manten! Thundershock, now!
Manten: Chuuuu!!!

To Be Continued...?