This fic is dedicated to Z'ha'lud, one of my RL/ICQ friends. Many a late night conversation has gone on like this. Thanks, O' Great and Dread Dragon! 

Touch the Headstaff

By Icka! M. Chif

Jaken: You will touch my Head Staff!

Kagome: No.

Jaken: It is big and mighty!

Kagome: No, it's not.

Jaken *slightly defeated*: Oh. *perks up* You will touch my Head Staff anyway!

Kagome: No.

Jaken: Please?

Kagome: No way.

Jaken: You know you want to.

Kagome: No!

Jaken: Just a little pat?

Kagome: No.

Jaken *whines*: Why not?!

Kagome: Who knows were it's been?

Jaken: I do...

Kagome: Even more reason.

Jaken: No! You WILL touch my Head Staff!!!

Kagome: I don't wanna!

Jaken: But it wants you to...

Kagome: If I do, it'll spit stuff at me!

Jaken: That only means that it's happy. See, they're smiling at you.

Kagome: Liar.

Jaken: I'll cry if you don't.

Kagome: Youkai don't cry.

Jaken: I do. *starts sobbing theatrically*

Kagome *sigh*: Fine.

*Kagome tentatively pats the Head Staff. The woman's head giggles and the man's head opens his mouth shooting a fire ball at Jaken, frying him.*

Kagome: Oh, wow! This is soo cool! I gotta show Inuyasha!

*Kagome picks up the Head Staff and skips off.*

Jaken *twitches*: Owie...