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Finale Omake

By Icka! M. Chif

It was the final battle.

Sango and Miroku had been tossed out of the way of battle like rag dolls, both unconscious.

Shippou was likewise. He'd last a bit longer, preferring hit and run attacks of Kitsune Fire rather than hand to hand.

Naraku's hench deamons were gone, destroyed by their small band.

Naraku and Inuyasha were the last two standing, still fighting with all their strength.

And Kagome, Kagome was the prize they fought for.

She watched from a distance, the restored Shikon Jewel clutched in her hand.

She was weak and weaponless, all of her arrows spent and her bow snapped in two. All she could do was watch, silently cheering Inuyasha on and flinching when he fell.

He had ordered her to run, take the Shikon Jewel and get as far away from the battle and Naraku as she could.

And yet, she remained, watching. Running would do little good if they lost this battle.

She hated herself for it. If only she was stronger like Inu-yasha... if only she could do *anything*. Anything at all. Something besides watch.

Then it hit her. She knew exactly what to do.

"WAIT!!!" She called, staggering forward. Neither Naraku and Inuyasha paid her any heed, they were caught up in the fight. It also appeared that neither had the energy to do more than to stand than glare at each other.

She staggered up to them anyway. "Sit!" She called. Inuyasha went down, cursing loudly for someone who had been barely able to stand seconds before.

While she was cursing, she turned and called something out to Naraku. Naraku paused, tilting his head in puzzlement. She finished her statement.

Naraku stopped, a look of complete astonishment on his face. Then he tilted his head back and let out a blast of laughter that could have shook the heavens. He proceeded to double over laughing.

Inuyasha stopped cursing and stared in shock where he lay as Naraku started to turn funny colours. The laughter stopped with an abrupt wheeze as Naraku turned blue and slumped forward.

The half dog youkai slowly propped himself up and crawled over to the face down villain. "He's dead." He said in wonderment. "What exactly did you say?"

"Um... the funniest joke ever told." Kagome blushed.

"He *laughed* himself to death?" Inuyasha's jaw dropped. She nodded. He stared at her in complete and utter amazement.

"That's it." Inuyasha finally said, standing up with help from the Tetsusaiga. "No more Blue Seed Omake for you."

"Aww..." Kagome wilted.

Fin.

 Bwhahahaha!!! I spoofed my own fic!!! Okay, yes, this is a blatant steal from Blue Seed Omake. I just couldn't help myself, sorry...