Failed Miroku Pick Up Lines & Other Odd Stuff

by Icka! M. Chif

*Sango is sitting on a rock. Miroku sits down next to her.*
*She moves over. He moves over, sitting close to her.*
Miroku: Do you believe in the hereafter?
Sango: *warily* Yes...
Miroku: *leers* Then you know what I'm here after!
*Sango implants Hiraikotsu in his head*

Miroku: So... free Friday night?
Sango: Washing my hair.
Miroku: Oh.
*Miroku walks off.*

*It's night time. Inuyasha has Kagome's flashlight*
Inuyasha *shining the flashlight up at his face*: I am Inuyasha! Prince of the Undead! I have come for your soul. *maniacal laughter*
Kagome: Gimme back my flash light.

Kouga: I'm a wolfman and I'm okay! I hunt all night and sleep all day!

*Miroku's getting desperate*
Miroku: Please, Sango?
Sango: No.
Miroku: Come on. You know you want to.
Sango: Forget it! I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on the island!
Miroku: I can deal with that. I'll be right back! *leaves*
Sango: ...

Myouga: *drunken* Okay, stop me if you've heard this one. A youkai walks into a bar...

Kagome: So, what does everyone want for dinner?
Inuyasha: Fish.
Kagome: Not Ramen?
Inuyasha: Ehh... I don't feel like ramen today. I want fish. And chocolate sauce.
Sango: Are you feeling okay?
Inuyasha: Just fine. And don't for get the pickles too.
Shippou: Can half youkai get pregnant?
Kagome: Uh...

Miroku: So... are you free Saturday, then?
Sango: Giving Kiara a bath.
Miroku: Oh.
*walks off*

Miroku *pondering over looking a bridge: Wait! That's it! I know what I'll do with my life! I'll move to Japan and become a monk!
*looks down*
Miroku: Oh, yeah...
*returns to pondering.*

*Wandering has got to get boring after a while.*
Sango: So.
Shippou: So.
Miroku: So.
Inuyasha: So.
Kagome: That's it! Today's word is 'Ping-pong'!
Everyone: . . . .
Sango: So.
Shippou: So.

Miroku: What are you doing right now?
Sango: Huh?
Miroku: Are you doing anything at this moment?
Sango: No, I... *gets pounced* WAUGH!

*Sango is sitting on a rock. Miroku sits down next to her*
Miroku: *conversationally* Have you ever seen a moongotcha?
Sango: *wary* No...
Miroku: *points* See the moon?
*Sango looks*
Miroku: Gotcha! *grabs her*
Sango: *screams, slaps him, and implants Hiraikotsu in his head*