Door Keeper
By Icka! M. Chif
*Knock knock*
"What's the password?"
"Password?"
"Can't enter until you say the password!"
"Okay... Uh... Naraku's a cross dresser?"
*swish!*
"Come on in, Sango!"
"Domo, Shippou-Chan."
"Welcome! Ugh-uh, Miroku. Gotta say the password."
"Naraku is a cross dresser."
"Nope! That was Sango's password."
"Ano... Inuyasha has fleas?"
*giggle!*
"That works! You can come in now!"
"Arigato."
*swish*
*Bam Bam*
"What the yiff-?!"
"You can't come in with out a password!"
"Open the door you little runt or I'll bop you so hard your brain'll cave in."
"Eep!"
*swish*
"Hey, Inuyasha..."
*bop!*
"Ooowie... Baka!"
*swish!*
"Huh?"
*Knock knock*
"What's the password?"
"Nani?"
"Gotta give a password to get in!"
"Uh, okay... The monkeys are coming?"
"Ka-gome! You can do better than that!"
"Alright, alright... Let's see... Shesshou-maru's a girl?"
*giggle!*
*swish*
"C'mon in, Kagome-Chan!"
"Thanks, Shippou-Chan. Having fun answering the door?"
"Yup! Kaede-baba asked me to, but I think she was just trying to keep me out of trouble..."
"And you did a good job, of it too!"
"Thanks! Anyway, everyone's all here now so we can go eat! Yah!"
*swish*
Fin.
10 March two000