Day in the Life

By Icka! M. Chif

6:47 - Wake up. 
6:48 - Stretch. 
6:49 - Yawn. 
6:49 - Find Kagome with Shippou asleep under tree limb. 
6:50 - Notice Kagome looks cute when she's asleep. 
6:53 - Berate self for previous train of thought. 
6:55 - Wake Kagome and Shippou by 'accidentally' dropping pieces of bark on them. 
6:55 - Snicker as Shippou curses. 
7:06 - Have breakfast of 'instant noodles' as Kagome packs. 
7:08 - Ponder what exactly is ramen made of. 
7:11 - Ponder why the wench packs so much. 
7:15 - Ponder what the heck is all that junk. 
7:16 - Bop Shippou for trying to steal noodles while pondering. 
7:25 - Finally take to the road. 
8:03 - Appear disinterested as the girl rattles on about weather. 
8:04 - Ponder weather. 
8:06 - Silently agree with Kagome. 
8:06 - Make off handed comment contrary to previous thoughts. 
8:07 - Find self walking alone as the other 2 walk ahead and threaten to use dirty 3 letter words. 
8:08 - Wonder what the hell just happened. 
8:25 - Ponder similarities between Kikyo and Kagome. 
9:14 - Notice Kagome playing with Shippou as they walk. 
9:17 - Think Kagome would make a good parent. 
9:21 - Ponder differences between Kikyo and Kagome. 
9:58 - Realise train of thought. 
9:59 - Get pissed. 
10:01 - Berate self for becoming weak. 
10:04 - Sulk. 
11:38 - Wench senses jewel shard. 
11:41 - Smell deamon. 
11:53 - Find deamon. 
11:54 - Taunt deamon. 
11:56 - Crack claws. 
11:56 - Win taunting match. 
11:57 - Get attacked by deamon. 
11:57 - Fight deamon. 
12:02:08 - Get thrown into a tree by large angry deamon. 
12:02:17 - Watch Kagome fire arrow at deamon. 
12:02:19 - Watch arrow miss deamon. 
12:02:23 - Curse. 
12:02:47 - Get pissed. 
12:04 - Defeat deamon. 
12:06 - Gain jewel shard. 
12:10 - Hit the road again. 
12:36 - Get nibbled on by fox-boy in balloon form. 
12:37 - Pound Shippou. 
12:37 - Threaten to have Shippou for lunch. 
12:45 - Stop for lunch (Not Shippou) under the God Tree. 
12:47 - Watch wench dig through pack. 
12:48 - Wonder if she's gonna be swallowed by her pack. 
12:51 - Ponder how the hell she carries so much junk. 
1:02 - Get tricked into trying new food. 
1:03 - Decide instant wonton soup is good, but still prefer the instant noodles. 
1:12 - Kagome mentions going to her time for a brief visit. 
1:12:44 - Panic. 
1:16 - Fight with the slut over going back to her time. 
1:25 - Attempt to steal the iron horse. 
1:27 - Find self kissing dirt. 
1:27 - Get pissed. 
1:28 - Watch the bitch go through well anyway. 
1:28 - Think mean thoughts about a certain wench in a short skirt. 
1:29 - Curse. 
1:32 - Threaten to kill Shippou for making fun. 
1:32 - Wait for back to stop hurting. 
1:34 - Curse some more. 
1:37 - Find self able to stand up, bop Shippou repeatedly. 
1:39 - Climb into tree. 
1:41 - Sulk. 
1:43 - Ponder why 'Sitting' makes one's back ache so much. 
1:45 - Ponder putting similar spell on Sesshou-maru. Smirk.
1:46 - Ponder certain females. 
1:49 - Ponder killing certain females. 
2:03 - Sulk. 
3:13 - Decide enough is enough. 
3:15 - Go through well to retrieve the girl. 
3:16 - Find Kagome counting down to self's appearance other side. 
3:16 - Feel foolish. 
3:16 - Get pissed. 
3:17 - Curse. 
3:17 - Find self kissing dirt. 
3:18 - Curse as the slut smirks in front of self. 
3:19 - Realise vantage point is straight up Kagome's skirt. 
3:19 - Sense dangerous situation. 
3:19 - Decide for once in life discretion is called for. 
3:19 - Keep mouth shut. 
3:43 - Wait for girl to say good-bye to mother as pain in back fades. 
3:47 - Trade insults with the wench. 
3:49 - Go back through well. 
3:51 - Bop Shippou for trying to scare Kagome when she comes out of well. 
3:56 - Decide to spend night in village, start moving that direction. 
4:02 - Ponder polka dot fabric. 
4:15 - Agree not to watch the wench as she takes a bath. 
4:16 - Appear disinterested as she walks off to the pond. 
4:25 - Debate making sure she's okay. 
4:26 - Notice Shippou watching, decide against it. 
4:29 - Bop Shippou for teasing about wanting to watch Kagome bathe. 
4:30 - Sulk while pondering accuracy of Shippou's comments. 
4:34 - Appear bored when Kagome returns. 
4:36 - Trade insults with the wench. 
4:52 - Make mental note to remember some for later. The wench has gotten better.
5:09 - Enter village, still trading insults. 
5:10 - Silently acknowledge the old hag. 
5:11 - Trade barbs with the old hag. 
5:14 - Grudgingly accept invitation of dinner. 
5:16 - Tune out the wench's and hag's gossiping. 
5:45 - Blatantly ignore giggling from said females. 
5:46 - Bop Shippou for laughing. 
5:59 - Eat dinner.
6:21 - Scowl as said females fawn over kitsune-boy. 
7:28 - Watch from corner as others get ready for bed. 
7:34 - Feign disinterest when Kagome wishes everyone goodnight. 
7:48 - Wait for them to fall asleep. 
7:53 - Wonder why girl is so cheerful. 
8:03 - Check on Kagome and Shippou. Both are sleeping peacefully. 
8:05 - Ignore hag's knowing smile. 
8:06 - Go back to corner and curl up to sleep. 
8:08 - Wonder why hag was smiling. 
8:11 - Fall asleep. Dream. 

Fin.