Disclaimer: Toilet Humour is fun.

Cutting Winds

By Icka! M. Chif

Sesshou-maru held up the Tetsusaiga, smirking slightly. "Prepare to taste some of *my* Cutting Wind, 'brother'." He remarked calmly, preparing to destroy Inuyasha with his own sword.

Inuyasha snarled back, preparing himself for the attack. On the sidelines, Kagome and Shippou held their breath.

That's when the sound started. A low mumbling murmur. Sesshou-maru paused, tilting his head slightly to the side.

Then they all heard it. The low 'fraaap' built it's way up to the rumble of a really good, really juicy, really wet fart.

Inuyasha smirked, having a hard time not to laugh like Kagome and Shippou were. "You bodily functions aren't going to scare me, 'brother'."

Sesshou-maru at least had the courtesy to look faintly chagrined. "That's not quite what I had had in mind..."

Fin.