Disclaimer: Inuyasha and Kagome belong to Rumiko Takahashi. The story belongs to… what ever crawled in my head and left it.

Silver Fox's Inu Yasha Crossover Challenge. The Challenge: Write a crossover fic with the beginning supplied. : }

Inu Yasha meets Authour Self Insertion (Kinda)

By Icka! M. Chif

Inu Yasha stomped back towards the well. Kagome and himself had fought over how long she would stay in her time- and of course, she'd won again, telling him to SIT!

"Damn her! Why do I always have to look like the bad guy?! I just want to get this damn quest over with!" Inu Yasha muttered, slipping inside the well.

"Inu Yasha!!!" Kagome's cry alerted him.

"Eh?" He popped his head back up to see Kagome standing in the shrine's doorway.

"I'm sorry... I didn't mean to hurt your feelings." Kagome sighed. "I just have this huge test tomorrow and-"

"Feh. I don't care. You don't want me around? Fine! I'll just go then." Inu Yasha snorted, going back to the well.

"Wait!!" Kagome said, reaching for him.

"What?" He looked irritated.

"I.... What's that?" Kagome pointed past him, towards the wall. Inu Yasha looked to where she had pointed.

"What in the seven hells??" He gasped, backing away.

"It looks like a.... portal.. I think." Kagome carefully walked over to a semi-large rainbow colored hole that was plastered to the wall. The portal tremored when Kagome touched it. Suddenly-

"KYAAA!!" Kagome shouted, as the portal sucked her in.

"KAGOME!" Inu Yasha jumped forward, and grabbed her thighs. Both blushed at the awkward position, and the portal took the chance to suck them both inside.

"-AAAAA!!!" The portal spit them out on something large, soft and definitely not either of their times.

"Where the yiff are we?" Inu Yasha growled, raising his head to look around.

"Kinda reminds me of my pillow back home." Kagome mused, raising her self up on her hands to stand up. She blushed as she realised it she couldn't. "Uh, Inu Yasha, you can let go of me now."

Inu Yasha turned slightly pink and released his grip on her legs. Oops. He looked away as she rose, under the pretense of scanning the horizon.

Kagome rose to her feet and brushed herself off. She felt different some how... smaller. "Oh!" Her thoughts caught up and she realised what it was. "We're chibis!"

"Chibis?" Inu Yasha echoed, puzzled.

"Miniature versions of us."

"Then who is the giant yiffin' head over there?" He asked, pointing to the huge head that was resting on the other end of what ever they were standing on. It was slightly larger then they were tall from the looks of it.

Kagome shrugged. "I dunno. The authour?"

Inu Yasha pondered this, then finally nodded. Made strange twisted sense to him. He suddenly grinned. "I got an idea."

"Uh-oh." Kagome swallowed. "A good idea or a bad idea?"

"You'll see." He tucked her under one arm and jumped into the air, flying toward the big giant head. As they flew closer, the person the head belonged to moved, lying on one side.

"Perfect." Inu Yasha grinned, landing beside the person's ear.

"What are you going to do?" She asked nervously.

He just grinned mischievously as he knelt down beside the ear and began to whisper. "In your next story, you're going to write-"

Kagome giggled as Inu Yasha proceed to plant a story idea in the person's sleeping brain. "I got one! I got one!" She cheered, jumping up and down a bit.

They traded places as Kagome then planted another story idea in the authour's subconscious.

This continued throughout the night, the two of them flooding the authour's mind with many silly, ridiculous stories, each one stranger than the last.

Fin.

Okay, so it doesn't necessarily mean I put myself in the fic, right? Could be anybody who gets story ideas late at night, ne? Actually, I swear this is about how I got the idea for this. *Sigh* Gomen nasai minna-san!

Comments, questions and reminders to clean out my ears before bed time, please send to icka_IMP@hotmail.com Thanks!