Homework?

By Icka! M. Chif

You wanna know why I don't have my homework, huh?

Well... lets see here...

My pet deamon ate it?

My sister set it on fire?

Needed something to blow my nose with and was all out of Kleenex?

Oh, you've heard those before.

*sigh* Well, guess I'd better tell you the truth of what happened then, huh?

Well, it all started one day on my 16th birthday. My brother was looking for our cat, which he thought was in the well house. I went out to get the kitty when this monster suddenly sucked me into the well.

I woke up on shallow pool of water, not feeling quite myself. A guy was looking down at me and in a oriental accent sighed "Oh, too bad. You fall in spring of drown kitsune..."

Once I dried off and started down the road, I ran into a group of people who seemed kinda nice. One of them tried asking me for a date and called himself a 'Bakuretsu Hunter'. He was immediately malleted by the two red-headed girls in the group while the other guys sweatdropped.

Deciding that it might be safer to travel alone, I slipped off into the woods. Not far into the forest, I passed a red-headed rurouni with a cross scar on one cheek. He seemed nice enough as we greeted each other.

The woods opened up on top of a hill over looking a town being attacked by a dragon. As I watched from the safety of the hill top, a ball of energy grew from the center of it, then exploded.

When I could see again about a minute later, there was nothing left of the dragon. Or of the town for that matter except for a large crater.

I was horrified, I tell you. All this panic, all this destruction, all these fires.

And I didn't have a single marshmallow to roast. *sigh*

After seeing a pack of people being lead by a blue haired stony guy running away from the crater, I decided maybe that wasn't the best place to be, either.

Oh, ya don't believe that either? Hn... well you sure are a tough one ta fool.

Hmmm... okay, what if I told you that here I was, minding my own business when all of a sudden something fell out of the sky right at me. I reached up and caught it. Had just enough time to gawk at what it was when this pink light grabbed me and pulled me into this strange world where these heads were talking at me.

I caught one of them in my Pokeball and we went wandering off to save that world and the Silver Millennium. Fortunately, I had the help of the Suzaku Seven who thought I was their Miko. Then Ryoko showed up in Ryo-oh-ki and dropped me off here for you to ask your question.

And all through this there was some guy wandering around shouting "Where am I NOW?!"

Nee? You don't believe me?

I'm hurt! Okay, well, not really...

*sigh* Fine. The truth is-

I don't have my homework 'cause I'm not in school. Durrr.

Now if you'll excuse me, my lunch break is over and I hafta get back ta work before I get in trouble.

'Later!

Fin.

Inuyasha, Ranma 1/two, Bakuretsu Hunters, Kenshin, Slayers, Digimon, Pokemon, Sailor Moon Fushugi Yuugi and Tenchi.