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Just Communication?
By Icka! M. Chif
Heero frowned at his communications monitor. He knew the person on the other end had a reputation for truthfulness, but still... "I don't believe you." He stated.
Duo rolled his eyes. "Why am I not surprised?" The American muttered. "Okay, fine. I'll prove it."
The 0two pilot terminated the connection to the 01 pilot opened another channel to the 03 pilot. "Trowa!" Duo grinned. "Would you please tell Quatre to tell Wu Fei to tell Heero to tell -me- that the 'God of Death is Back from Hell'?"
Trowa raised an eyebrow, a silent inquiry. "I'm just testing something." Duo assured him.
The silent clown nodded, disconnecting with him to switch channels over the pilot of SandRock. "...."
Quatre's face lit up as responded to the call. "Pretty good." He answered. "How are you holding up?"
The 03 pilot shrugged. "...."
"Alright. But let me know if you run out of ammo." Quatre agreed, concern colouring his tone.
"...." The HeavyArms pilot agreed before relaying the message Duo had given him.
The blond Arabian raised an eyebrow. "You sure? That's a pretty weird statement."
"...."
"You're right, it -is- Duo. Okay. Thanks Trowa! See you soon!"
"...." With that fond farewell, Trowa logged off and Quatre switched channels to Wu Fei.
"KISAMA!!! COME BACK HERE AND FIGHT ME, COWARD!!!" Wu Fei screamed at his opponent.
Quatre flinched, then checked his screens. "He's dead, Wu Fei."
"Oh." Wu Fei returned his usual detached self. "What can I do for you, Winner?"
"Just relaying a message. Would you please tell Heero to tell Duo that 'The Goddess Death is back from Hell?"
"What?!" Wu Fei shot Quatre a look that could melt daggers. The 04 pilot merely shrugged, smiling slightly. Wu Fei rolled his eyes. "Fine."
"Thanks, Wu Fei."
Wu Fei grunted and cut the connection, switching channels to the 01 pilot. "Yui."
"Chang." Heero responded to the 05 pilot with equal enthusiasm.
"I have been requested to tell you to tell Maxwell that 'The Goddess Breath is flack from Hell."
Heero shot Wu Fei a blank look.
"Now if you'll excuse me, I have Nataku's Justice to mete out." Wu Fei sniffed before severing communications.
Heero thought about it a moment, then open communications with Duo.
"Well?" Duo asked.
"The Goddess Breath is Black Fell?" The Wing pilot said slowly.
The pilot of Shingami howled with laughter. Heero waited patiently for him to stop, killing time by killing a few opponents. "I take it that was not the message I was told to deliver?" He finally ventured.
"The Goddess Breath is Black Fell? No!" Duo chortled. "The message was: The God of Death is Back from Hell!"
"Hn." Heero frowned. He hated being proven wrong.
Duo gave him a saucy grin. "I told you we had a communications problem."
Fin.
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