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Standard Disclaimer: Cats are not water resistant. GenerationX does Rocky Horror Picture ShowBy Icka! M. Chif Dr. Frank-n-Furter (a scientist) - Angelo Espinoza Janet Weiss (a heroine) - Paige Guthrie Brad Majors (a hero) - Jonothon Starsmore Riff Raff (a handyman) - Emplate Magenta (a domestic) - Monet St. Croix Columbia (a groupie) - Jubilation Lee Dr. Everett V. Scott (a rival scientist) - Mondo Rocky Horror (a creation) - Penance Eddie (ex-delivery boy) - Everett Thomas The Criminologist (Narrator) (an expert) -D.O.A
Jubilee: Lips! Lips! Lips! Everyone: Shhh! Jubilee *glares at everyone*: What? It's in the script! *Motions to the script, which has all the call lines* *M grabs her script and turns it into confetti. * M: We will not be doing this version, thank you. Chamber: Does anyone know why we're doing this anyway? *All exchange looks* Synch: No... Skin: Nope... Jubilee: Nah-uh... Husk: No... M: No... Penance: ... Chamber: So why are we doing this? *All exchange looks and shrug* Chamber *sigh*: Just so long as were clear on this... Synch: Its time for the first song anyway. Husk: Can't do it, M tore up the script. Skin: Yes! We skip the first song! Great! No singing! Jubilee: Can't we at least do the 'Front row, Back row' cheers? M: What are they? Jubilee: F*ck the front row! We fu- *Synch claps a hand over Jubilee's mouth.* Synch: We're trying to keep this PG-13. *releases Jubilee's mouth, but hovers, just in case she decides to try and finish the cheer* Jubilee: Oh, right. Skin *sighs*: Why are we doing Rocky Horror Picture Show? Husk *mysterious voice*: No one really knows... Skin: Oh. Chamber: Look, can we just git this done and over wit'? Jubilee: Oh, right... *** First Scene *** *It's a typical wedding scene, with one major exception. It's the X-Men dressed in their finest civilian clothes throwing rice at the White Queen and Banshee who are running out of the chapel. Beast scurries around to take pictures of the joyous occasion.* Beast: Lets get a picture. Closer together now. Ahh, hold that, beautiful. And... *Beast takes the picture* Beast: BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Now I've got your souls!!!! *Beast bounces off, laughing maniacally* *Jubilee barges on stage, looking pissed* Jubilee: Hold on, how come he gets to follow the call line script and I don't?! M: Because he only has one line. Jubilee: And-? M: Therefore is less annoying. Jubilee: Hey! Wait a minute! Synch *walking on stage*: Can't we just skip ahead? Skin *follows Synch, flipping through his script*: There's another song right after we send Senor and Senorita Cassidy off on the honeymoon. Chamber: Good. I get to miss a 'heart to hole' talk wit' Mr. Cassidy. Skin: The songs called 'Dammit Janet'. Husk *pales*: What? Skin *grinning*: Take a look at your script. *Husk pulls out a script and flips through it until she reaches 'Dammit Janet'. Chamber reads over her shoulder. Both of them start to look uncomfortable* Chamber *reading the chorus*: 'Dammit Janet, I love you?! Husk *turning red*: Uh... Why don't we skip that song too... *Chamber nods, agreeing* *** Scene change, the Criminologist's chair *** *a cricket chirps slowly in the background* Jubilee *From off stage*: Psst. Psst! Hey! Wake up! *Dead silence* Skin: What's going on? Jubilee: The Narrator's not narrating. M: Well, why not? Jubilee: I don't know, you're the one who knows everything. M: Rocky Horror is not something I would ever admit to knowing. Synch *interrupts*: I'll go check. *Synch slowly walks on stage, creeping up to the Crim's chair. He takes a peek, pales, turns a horrible shade of green and hurries back to the rest of GenX.* Skin: Well? Synch *in a 'I-think-I'm-gonna-be-sick' voice*: It's D.O.A. Chamber: Wot's that l'l bugger doing 'ere? Synch: Um... He's dead. On arrival. Husk: We knew that. Synch: No, I mean like really dead. Dead, dead. Like a doornail. He's got no neck. Chamber *mostly to himself*: I've got no neck and you don't hear me complaining. Skin: Oh, yes we do. Jubilee *wails*: But no one's supposed to die until *after* the Time Warp! Husk: We do time travel in this too? *Everyone ignores her* M: Then may I suggest we move to the next scene? Chamber: We've already skipped the opening song, most of the wedding scene, the song that followed *Husk blushes again* and now we're missing the Narrator's dialog?! M: Yes. Chamber *shrugs*: Works fer me. We'll git this done in record time. *** Scene change *** *Jono and Paige are driving a dirty blue car through a rain-slogged forest. The original Batman theme is playing* Chamber: Wait... isn't that the wrong comic book? *Music changes. Senator Kelly is talking over the radio about mutant rights.* Chamber: Thank you. Paige: Gosh, that's the third motorcycle that's passed us. They sure do take their lives in their hands- *Snickering is heard off stage* Paige *louder, to be heard*: -What with the weather and all. Jono: Yes. *Beat* Jubilee *off stage*: Where's the rest of the line? Chamber *shoots a glare at her*: You try readin' the sodden' script and drivin' in the rain at the same time and see how you do! Paige *reading Jono's line*: I think we must have taken the wrong fork a few miles back. Skin *off stage in a high falsetto*: Then where did the motorcycles come from? *Paige ignores him* Jono: Guess we'll have to turn back around then. *Turns around in his seat to back the car around and accidentally grabs Paige's left breast* *BOOM!* *Skin, Synch, M and Jubilee start laughing hysterically off stage. Penance looks amused.* *Jono quickly removes the offending hand as Paige turns brighter red than her uniform* Jono: Uh... we must have a blow... out... Skin *whispers*: Blowjob? *All off stage hush him, snickering* *Paige turns even brighter red* Jono: Uh... I'll go for some help... Paige *clears her throat, remembering her lines*: But where will you go in the middle of nowhere? Jono: I think we passed a mansion back down the road a few miles. Maybe they have a phone we could use. Paige: I'm coming too. Jono: There's no sense in both of us gittin' soaked. It's not like I can catch a cold or anything anyway. Paige: Well, I'm going too. Besides, the owner of the castle might be some sort of deranged maniac and you could use someone to watch your back. *Paige steps out of the car, opening an umbrella as she does so.* Jubilee *off stage*: Hey! That's not in the script! It's supposed to be a newspaper! Husk: Tough! I already read the newspaper! *Jono gets out of the car and they walk down the road at a brisk pace* Paige: Hey, there's a light... Chamber: Oh, sorry. *tightens bandages* Paige *rolls eyes* -Over at the Frankenstein Place. Jono: There's a light in the darkness? *Jono and Paige exchange a mischievous look* Jono & Paige *in unison*: There's a script burning in the fireplace! *Husk and Chamber slap each other five* Chamber *jovally*: 3 songs down, 1two to go! *** Scene Change *** *Narrator's room. D.O.A.'s still dead.* *** Scene Change *** *Jono and Paige are standing on the porch of the spooky looking Frankenstein's place.* Paige: I've got a bad feeling about this place... Chamber *nods*: But it's not much of a story if we don't go in. *Jono rings the bell. After a few moments, the door slowly creaks open. Emplate is standing there, holding the door.* Emplate: Hello. *Jono and Paige stand there staring at him for a second. Emplate stands there, watching them. Jono regains his mental wits first* Jono: Uh, Hello. My name is Jonothon Starsmore, and this is my fiancée-, uh, girlfri- uh, my FRIEND, Paige Guthrie. Our car broke down and we really have to be leaving now... *They begin to back up* Emplate *watching them calmly*: You're both wet. Paige: Yes... Jono: Yes... Emplate *still eerily calm*: Yes. I think that perhaps you both better come inside. *Emplate opens the door for them to be able to step inside* *Jono & Paige exchange nervous looks, then creep in.* Paige *wavering a bit*: You're too kind. *Emplate leads them deeper into the hallway. Jono and Paige look around, waiting for some sort of trap to spring* Chamber *muttering*: Yay, rich weirdoes... Emplate: This way. Paige: Are you having some sort of party? Emplate: You've arrived on a very special night. It's one of the *snicker* master's affairs. Paige: Oh, lucky him... Monet *sliding down a stair banister in a French maid's oufit*: You're lucky, He's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! *Clock chimes 7, but it reads 6.* Emplate: It's astounding... Time is fleeting... Madness, takes its toll. But listen closely... Monet *smirking*: Not for very much longer. Emplate: I've got to- *reaches for Monet, then pulls his hand back as if burned* -Keep control. I remember... doing the time warp. Drinking... those moments when the darkness would hit me- Monet & Emplate: And a void would be calling... *House echoes with the call*: Let's do the Time Warp again! *Paige grabs Jono's arm as Monet and Emplate start wiggling. Jono regards the two siblings calmly.* Jono: I'm not gonna dance. *Needle scratches as the music comes to an abrupt halt. M and Emplate freeze.* Chamber: That was in character. Brad doesn't dance. Emplate: Oh. M *conversationally*: Shall we try again then? Emplate: No, the moods ruined now. M: Too true. Next song! *Elevator comes down as the intro to 'Sweet Transvestite' starts up, accompanied by the sound of a single foot tapping. The door opens up to revel Angelo as Dr. Frank'n'furter.* Angelo *melodramatically: Don't get strung out, by the way I look... *Husk breaks out laughing* *Angelo ignores her and escorts them into the party room where Blink, Artie, Leech and Howard the Duck are dressed up as Transvestites. He leaves them standing on the top of the stairs and continues on to his throne. He stops about mid-way and drops the character.* Skin: Okay, who replaced the throne with a toilet? *Jubilee and Synch snicker off stage. Skin sighs, then falls back into character.* Angelo: -Don't judge a book by its cover. I'm not much of a man by the light of day... But by night I'm one hell of a lover. *Throws off his cape. He's wearing a corset, garter belt, fishnets and heels. Husk now has tears running down her face, she's laughing so hard* I'm just a sweet- Chamber: You continue singing that my friend and I'm gonna have to seriously hurt you. Skin *shrugs*: Works for me, amigo. This corset thing itches. *M and Jubes walk up from behind Skin, Jubilee is now dressed like Columbia, and smirking.* Jubilee *grinning*: Costume change! *M and Jubes walk up and move to undress Jono and Paige.* Angelo *eyeing Paige*: Slowly, slowly! It's too nice a job to rush. Chamber *glares at the two girls*: Get anymore than my jacket and you won't live to regret it. *Chamber is left clothed. Husk makes an irritated sound as both M and Jubilee turn toward her. She reaches up and pulls on her hair, husking. Her clothes and skin fall to the floor in a messy heap. She daintily steps out of them, furry like a wer-wolf. Angelo shrugs and disappears off stage.* Jubes: You're very lucky to be invited to Frank's laboratory. Some people would give their right arm for the privilege. Jono: People like you maybe? Jubilee: Ha! I've seen it! *storms off* Husk: Ah don't want to think of the implications of that statement... *M and Emplate escort Jono and Paige into the elevator* M: Come along, the -snicker- master doesn't like to be kept waiting. *Elevator doors shut and Emplate starts the elevator. It starts with a jolt, causing Paige to grab Jono's arm again.* Jubilee *chanting quietly in the background*: First floor, lighted pineapples shaped like dildos, and dildos shaped like lighted pineapples. Second floor, stupid questions... Paige: Is he - Frank, I mean - your husband? Jubilee *still chanting quietly*: Third floor, stupid answers. Emplate: He's not married. We are simply his allies. Jubilee: Fourth floor, stupid giggles. Paige: Oh. *gives a small nervous laugh* Jubilee: Fifth floor, total darkness. Sixth floor, Kermit the Frog in drag! *Elevator stops, showing a white-ish lab with some statues holding large speakers. Everyone steps out of the Elevator and hovers in front of it. Angelo is standing front and center, now dressed in a green dress.* Angelo: Monet. *Monet steps forward, standing behind Angelo.* Angelo: Jubilee. *Jubilee follows Monet, standing to Angelo's other side.* Angelo: Go assist Emplate. I will entertain... *chuckles* Chamber: Bugger off. Skin: Okay. Let's skip the innuendoes and just jump to the exciting parts, okay? Jubilee: Dang it! Husk: Works for me... Skin: Great! On to the secret of life! Chamber: 4two? *Cover is pulled off of the tank and people get ready to bring the mummy-wrapped person to life. Emplate is over by the mechanical looking device.* Angelo: Throw open the switches on the sonic oscillator... And step up the reactor power THREE MORE DORITOES! *Emplate starts turning the crank.* Paige: Ooh, boy... Chamber: This is the last time I agree to do a play without reading the script first. *The tank beings to fill up, submerging the mummy figure and colouring the tank in rainbow order* Jubilee *as the tank fills*: Red hearts, Orange stars, Yellow moons, Green clovers, Blue diamonds, more blue diamonds, Purple horseshoes! The secret to life is FOOD COLORING! *The figure in the tank begins to move, then sits up.* Skin: It's a-live! ALIVE!!!! BWHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Figure stands up, bandages ripping off its hands and feet. Slowly, it pulls the face wrappings off.* ALL: Penance?! *Emplate chuckles* Husk: Well, there goes the next song too. Penny can't talk, much less sing. Skin: And I'm not singing 'I can make you a Man' to her either... Monet: Good. *Walls suddenly explodes, causing everyone to jump. Everett comes riding out of a walk-in freezer on a motorcycle* Jubes: EVERETT!!! Everett: Checklist. Kickstart: check! Goggles: check! Helmet: check! Attitude: che-ck... *Jubilee runs up to Everett, climbs up in front of him on the cycle and proceeds to try and suck his lips off.* Skin: So much for 'Hot Patootie, Bless my Soul'.... Chamber: Wotever happened to Saturday night? M: Don't you start. We just made it to the halfway point in record time. Chamber: And I really love that rock 'n roll. *snickers* *Husk punches him in the arm* Skin *shouts*: C'mon, Jubica. You can eat Ev later. *Jubilee and Synch aren't moving* Husk: Well, we'll just have to proceed without them, I guess. What's next? Chamber: Check your script. Husk: I left mine back in the car. Chamber: Mine too. Dangit. *M pulls out her script and flips through it.* M: Frank'n'furter kills Eddie, reprise of 'Make you a man'- Skin: We can skip that as well. M: Then Frank disappears for his -ahem- honeymoon. Skin: Why don't we go to that? M *icicles forming on her words*: With Rocky. Husk: Wasn't Rocky supposed to be a guy? No offense, Penny. M: Try and sleep with my sister and I'll kill you. Emplate: I get first dibs. *Skin pales. He glances around at Emplate, M, Penance, Chamber and Husk, debating. Suddenly, he grabs Husk, throws her over his shoulder and sprints for the bedchamber. Confused Transvestites throw confetti.* Skin: 'Later all! Husk: Wha?! *Curtain shuts behind them* Chamber shell shocked*: Did he do what I think he just did? Emplate: Grabbed your girlfriend out from under your nose? Yes. M *still looking at the script*: Hmmm... he wasn't supposed to do that for another two and a half acts. Chamber: So what do we do until then? Emplate: I have popcorn. *Chamber and M glance over at Synch and Jubilee still necking on the bike and shrug.* M: Works. *They sit down on the tank and watch Jubilee and Synch.* *** Scene Change *** *Back to the Narrator's Room. D.O.A.'s still dead, but now has some popcorn on him.* *** Scene Change *** *The Laboratory now empty. Penance got bored and wandered off. Emplate and M went off in search of her. Chamber got bored soon after and walked off after telling Jubilee and Synch to get a room. Jubilee and Synch moved to the kitchen, to be seen later. Paige now wanders in, dressed in a robe, back to normal.* Paige: Where is everyone? *Yawn* I'm ready to crash. *Paige spies the tank with blankets the bottom* Paige: It'll do, I guess. *Climbs into the tank, curls up, pulls a blanket over her and falls asleep.* Penance walks in a few minutes later, also ready to sleep. She notices Paige curled up in the tank, then curls up in the other end of the tank to sleep. *** Scene Change *** Narrator's room. D.O.A. is still, you guessed it, dead. *** Scene Change *** *Angelo, Jono, Monet and Emplate walk into the lab* Skin: What do you mean Penny's missing? She's always disappearing! M: Yes, but it's normally not in the middle of a place like this. Chamber: Point. Skin: Well, we can see if we can't find her on one of the monitors. *Emplate walks over and flicks a switch, causing a octagon shaped TV to light up.* Emplate: It appears we have visitor. *All crowd just out of arms reach of Emplate to look.* Jono: MONDO?! *Mondo is standing on a skateboard on the front porch, sleepily calm as always* Skin: I thought he was dead. M: This is an X-title. No one stays dead for long. Skin: Oh, yeah. Now I remember why I joined the team. Guess we'd better invite him in. Emplate: Allow me. *Emplate flicks a switch on the control panel, activating a magnet. The front door suddenly opens as Mondo's skateboard is propelled forward. He flies through a room that looks like Banshee's office, goes in a ring around the still face sucking Jubilee and Everett and comes to a crashing stop infront of Emplate, M, Chamber and Skin.* Jono: Mondo! Wot are you doing 'ere?! *Mondo laid-back grin widens, becoming an evil sneer.* Mondo: I've come for you, my friends. It's time for you to diIIIIEEEEE- *Mondo gets cut off as he suddenly gets run over by a Mack Truck. It drives off, Mondo's body plastered to the front grill.* M *nods sagely*: Ah. Plot hole. That explains his presence. Skin: And we lost Eddie's song. And the dinner show. Chamber: No big loss, I don't eat anyway. But we still don't know where Penny is. *Just then, Paige wakes up in the tank and stretches. She accidentally hits Penny and yelps as she cuts her leg.* Chamber: Nevermind. *Everyone heads over for the tank. Penny and Paige stand up, looking confused.* Paige: Penny?! Jono: Paige! Paige: Jono! Angelo: Paige! Paige: Angelo! Monet: Penance! Penance: . . . Jono: Paige? Paige: Jono! Angelo: Country Mouse! Paige: City Mouse! Emplate: Yvette! Penance: . . . Monet: Yvette?! Jubilee breaking off sucking face with Everett for a second*: Bullwinkle! All: Bullwinkle? Jubilee *brightly*: All present and accounted for, sir! Except for Frankie and Annette who are out on the beach necking, sir! Skin *deadpans*: That made absolutely no sense, chica. M: No big surprise. Husk: So what's next? *Skin pulls out a copy of the script* Skin: Well, we WERE supposed to do a dinner show where Dr. Scott sang 'Eddie'- Husk *cutting him off*: Where is Dr. Scott anyway? Chamber: He got ran over by a plot hole. Husk: Oh. Skin *continues*: -While we were eating Eddie's carcass, but I think Jubica has done enough of that for all of us today so we're skipping that. M: I'm also NOT cooking dinner for you savages. Skin: Next is another song, 'Planet Schmanet'. *Scans the song and starts to turn a bit red* Which for safety purposes, I'm not going to do. *Husk leans over his shoulder to take a look at the script. She starts to get angry as she reads.* Husk *dangerously*: Smart idea, Angelo. *M gets impatient, pulls out her script and flips through it.* M: Now we turn Dr. Scott, Brad, Janet, Rocky and Columbia into statues and move on to the Floor Show. Chamber: We don't have a Dr. Scott. He's dead. Emplate: You still have Eddie. Synch: I'm not dead! Chamber: Perfect. You're now Dr. Scott. Husk: We need a wheelchair for him then. Jubilee: Could always steal one from the Prof. Synch: I'll just stand, thank you. M: Just so long as we get this embarrassing spectacle over with soon. Emplate: On with the Floor Show! *** Scene Change *** *Narrator's room. D.O.A. is still-- No, No, He's not dead, because he could be alive if he wanted to, if he felt like it, that's all -- He has important napping time to catch up on, so don't go thinking that he couldn't be alive if wanted to...* *Okay, okay. He's still dead. -sigh-* *** Scene Change *** *It's a large empty auditorium. Up on stage are several statues of Paige, Jono, Everett, Jubes and Penny. They're still in the same clothes they were in before. Angelo is running around with a feather boa, trying to get into place after a cigarette break took too long. He runs over to a switch hand pulls it down. Jubes unfreezes.* Jubes: I was straight when it all began, now I'm a regular les- Skin *interrupts*: Wrong script, Jubilee. Jubilee *giggles* Oops. So sorry. Skin: And there went the PG rating... Jubes *walks over to where she's supposed to end up*: Rose tints my world, keeps me safe from my trouble and pain! *Jubes poses, standing motionless.* *Angelo pulls another switch. Penny unfreezes* Penance: . . . *Penny wanders off stage, looking a bit confused.* Skin: O-kay... *Angelo pulls next lever. Chamber unfreezes* Chamber: I'm bloody well not gonna sing this. Skin: You've skipped all the other songs. At least do something! *Chamber shrugs and follows the route Penny took off stage.* Skin: That's not what I meant! *Chamber re-appears, swinging a guitar strap over his head. He plays his part of the song on the instrument (with embellishments) while walking over next to Jubilee.* Chamber *finishes the song*: Happy? Skin: Just what is it that you have against singing? Chamber: I've got no mouth! Skin: So? *Chamber sighs. Angelo unfreezes the next person, Paige.* *Husk husks out of a stone form, shedding the clothes that were on it. She blushes and grabs the robe, putting it on quickly.* Husk: Uh, what was muh line again? Skin: I forget... Husk: Oh. Okay. *Husk walks to the opposite end of the stage from the other two.* *Curtain opens up behind them, revealing an old fashion looking radio tower with RKO written on it. Angelo is standing on platform infront of it.* Angelo *sings*: What ever happened to Saturday Night? Chamber: We wasted it doin' this stupid play! Jubilee: Right, like moping in the basement is a much better way to spend Saturday Night. Husk: What's RKO? Jubilee: Really Kinky Or- *Chamber puts a hand over her mouth, cutting her off.* Chamber: That's more information than we needed. *The doors burst open, startling everyone. Emplate and M come in, dressed in some funky armour a la M-plate.* Emplate: Little morsels, it's all over. This 'play' is a failure, your ad-lib's too extreme. I'm your new master; You now are my prisoners. Prepare now to scream. Angelo: What?! Husk: Monet! What are you doing?! M: Marius offered me a way to end this 'play' quickly and with a minimum of fuss. I agreed. Angelo: So... we're going home? Emplate: Reality Check- Jubilee: It bounced. *Emplate glares at her* Emplate: How presumptuous of you. You're going home. My home, for dinner. Resist and it'll be in spirit only. Husk: Oh, boy. Emplate *Reaching out his hands, the mouths on them swirling hungrily*: And now, your time has come. Say good-bye to all of this, and hello to oblivion. Jubilee: Good-bye all this, Hel-LO Oblivion! Husk: Um, Jubes, Ah don't think that you're gonna be able to make him mad atcha this time. Jubilee: Was worth a shot... Chamber: Everett! NOW! *Everett pulls a switch off stage. There is a zapping sound, and Emplate and M are suddenly rooted to the floor.* Emplate: My feet! I can't move my feet! M: I'm glued to the floor?! Skin *grinning evilly*: The transducer will seduce ya. Good job, Ev. *Synch walks on stage, smirking a bit.* Synch: That was a good idea, moving the transducer. Jubilee: Yeah, but we should leave now, while it's still possible. You know what happens next! Husk: No. What? Jubilee: You'll find out! Everybody out! Penny! C'mon! *Jubilee takes off running down the side exit. The others follow her, including Penny. As they reach the front door, the castle begins to shake. They jump off the front porch, into the mists beyond. The castle begins to look like it's on an acid trip, then fades out.* Jubilee *mutters*: Somewhere over the rainbow, castles fly... Synch *stands up and goes to help Jubilee*: Everyone okay? *Chamber, Husk, Penance and Skin crawl out of the mist* Husk: Ah'm fine. Skin: Present and *cough* accounted for. Chamber: I'm here. *Penance tilts her head, looking at them curiously* Skin *brushing himself off*: Well, that was interesting. Synch: We got through the entire play without finishing a single song. Chamber: If you can call that rot music. Husk: I still don't get the point of it. *Jubilee giggles, holding up a script.* Jubilee: It was, ha ha, to get Frosty and Cassidy together! *Laughs.* Skin: We did that in the first act!!! Chamber: Why didn't you tell us when I asked at the beginning why we're doin' this? Jubilee: M tore up my script, remember. Chamber: Bugger. Husk: Ya mean we could have stopped after the first act?! The rest was for nothing?! Jubilee: Well, we did get rid of Monet and Emplate. Synch: I'm gonna miss Monet... *Everyone looks at him.* Synch: What? Chamber: Let's just be glad it's over. Skin: Agreed, mi amigo. I wanna get back to the school. This corset itches. Why'd I end up being Frank-n-Farter anyway? Jubilee: You were the only guy who fit Frosty's old duds. And Frankie gets everyone. Janet, Rocky, Brad- Chamber: I don't think so. *Skin eyes Husk* Skin: Oh, yeah... That's right. *Grins* Synch: Let's just get back to school. I need a shower. Husk: Probably a cold one. *Jubilee and Synch blush* *** Scene Change *** *Narrator's room. D.O.A. is still sitting in the chair, dead. The light goes out, leaving only the glowing globe on the desk the sole source of illumination.* *Roll credits* Science fiction Double feature. Emplate fought and Lost his dinner. GenX has conquered evil and banned it. The St. Croix sibs have gone to A distant planet. Wo, oh, oh, oh. At the any time, double feature, Picture show. I want to go, oh, oh, oh. To the any time, double feature, Picture Show. Fin Whew! This was a long one! This is also thanks to Anneke taking me to see Rocky Horror Picture Show for the first time. The idea just festered until boom! It erupted into this. Hope ya liked it! Comments, questions and other fun GenX stories, please send to icka_IMP@hotmail.com. Thanks! |
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