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Snack Break

By Icka! M. Chif

"Yes!"

"No."

"Yes!"

"No."

"YES!!!"

"You are sadly mistaken."

"You are the most stubborn and egotistical person I have ever met!"

"I am neither stubborn or egotistical."

"SEE?!"

"I'm afraid I don't see your point. Either of your points, actually."

"You're still wrong, Spengs."

"I am not."

"Are too."

"I am not."

"Are too."

"I am not."

"Are-"

"Hi, Peter! Hi, Egon! What are you guys fighting about?"

"Oh, hi Ray. Maybe you can settle this for us. I say Ding-Dongs are better than Twinkies and Spengs here claims Twinkies are better."

"Oh, wow! You even drew a diagram!"

"Yes. As you can clearly see-"

"Could you just *please* answer the question, Ray?"

"Um... Actually, I prefer the fruit pies..."

"...."

"...."

"Anyway. Ding-dongs."

"Twinkies."

"Ding-dongs."

"Twinkies."

Fin.

Comments, queries and oreos, please send to icka_IMP@hotmail.com, who prefers a nice BIG juicy bag of fresh cherries over the above mentioned snack foods. Thank you.