Egon Spengler had a trap, G-H-O-S-T

And with this trap he got some spooks, G-H-O-S-T

With a zap-zap here, And a zap-zap there,

Here a zap, there a zap,

Everywhere a zap-zap,

Egon Spengler had a trap, G-H-O-S-T!!!

Janine Meltiz had a crush, Oh-E-G-O-N

With the guy she did work, Oh-E-G-O-N

With a sigh - sigh here, and a sigh - sigh there

Here a sigh, there a sigh

Everywhere a sigh - sigh

Janine Meltiz had a crush, Oh-E-G-O-N!!!!

Raymond Stanz had a new toy H-A-P-P-Y!

With loud noises and lots of goo H-A-P-P-Y!

With an 'Oh, Wow!' here and an 'Oh, Wow! there

Here and 'Oh!', there a 'Wow!'

Everywhere an 'Oh, Wow!'

Raymond Stanz had a new toy H-A-P-P-Y!

Peter Venkman dressed in Drag, P-E-T-E-R

With high heels and matching bag, P-E-T-E-R

With a cat-call here, and a cat-call there

here a cat, there a call

Everywhere a cat-call,

Peter Venkman dressed in Drag, P-E-T-E-R!!!!

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By Icka! M. Chif.