Warning: This is an Extreme Ghostbusters fanfic. Standard warnings apply for those who don't like EGB. Standard warnings apply for those who are illiterate. These characters aren't mine, but this story is a product of my twisted mind. Go figure. Standard warnings apply.

Where?

By Icka! M. Chif

"Zimbabwe."

"Elbow."

"Siberia."

"Nose."

"North Pole."

"Wouldn't he scare the penguins? Cranium."

"That's the *South Pole*, Eduardo!"

"Whatever. Ribs."

"Equator."

"Black eye."

"Timbuktu."

"Olvula."

"Olvula?"

"Yeah, you know, that dangly thing in the back of your mouth."

"Oh. How would you hit that?"

"I dunno. Just sounded good."

"Ah. Albuquerque."

*tmp tmp tmp*

"What are you two talking about?"

"Oh, hi Roland. We're just discussing where to hit Garrett for his latest prank."

"I'm doing body parts and Kylie's doing geography."

"I... see... Well, I'll be in my workshop if anyone needs me."

*Tmp tmp tmp*

"Right. Whose turn is it?"

"Um... yours, I think."

"Okay. Gut."

"New Jersey."

"Shin."

"Would he feel it? Quebec."

"Uh... I dunno. Teeth."

"Katmandu."

"Jaw."

Fin.

Comments, queries and fun body part names please send to icka_IMP@hotmail.com. Danke!