Disclaimer: This is the result of stress. No characters are to be taken seriously in this at all. This was strictly for laughs on my part. Don't own any of the characters, no matter who they may belong to. Making no money off of it either, if you have any ideas how I could (please!), the EM's at the bottom. Thanks. Warning: Contains inside jokes.

Overheard, backstage after hours on the EGB set.

By Icka! M. Chif

"-Aaand Cut!"

*brrrrrrriiiiiinnnnnnngggggggg*

"That's a wrap for today guys. Good job. See y'all on Monday!"

"Thank goodness. If I had to spout one more saccharine un-intellectual blather, I swear, I was going to do something drastic!"

"Pretty snooty for a flying booger, ain'tcha?"

"Let's see how long you can stand being 'cute and slimy' all day. Good day to you."

*snicker*

"You sure told him, 'Garrett'."

"Yeah, well-"

*craaaaack*

"-lets see how long he can stand being in a wheelchair all day. Ow. My whole leg is asleep..."

"Eh, tell it to your chiropractor."

"Wait... that was your back? I thought it was the chair. Whoa... my sympathies man."

"-Pardon me, excuse me, sorry, I'm due for a Gargoyles fan-fic in 15 minutes. MAKEUP!!!"

"Whoa. Janine sure is in a hurry tonight."

"She's always in a hurry. Man, playing 'Janine Fox Xanatos' on Gargoyles and 'Janine Melnitz' here. Gotta blow your mind."

"So *thats* why she pulled that front flip in rehearsal today. Must have gotten the scripts mixed up."

"Where have you been? She's only been pulling swing shift on those for how long?"

"I'm sorry... What were you saying?"

"Sigh..."

"Sorry. Just pullin' yer leg."

*creak*

*Clash*

*CLANG!*

*THUD!*

"No matter how many times I see that, it is still soooo weird."

"What? two little mice coming out of the back of a robot?"

"Yeah."

"Hello? We're in Hollywood. You should be used to stuff like that by now. Movie magic and all that."

"Yeah. But it doesn't mean I am."

"-Buuut Mauriiiiice..."

"No 'but's'. We must hurry to the Warner Brother's Studios to prepare for our show. Now come along. Good night all."

"'Later guys."

"Have a good weekend."

"G'night."

"Catchya Monday."

"Well, ya gotta admit two mice in an Egon suit does explain quite a few continuity errors."

"Think anybody would believe it?"

"Nope."

"Not a chance."

"Nah-uh."

"You guys still up for Poker Night tomorrow?"

"You bet. Gonna clean you out!"

"Well, count me out, I've got a date."

"Again, 'Rolster'? That makes how many this week?"

"Four. Or five. I'm not sure... I lost count."

"Figures. You go through more girlfriends than 'Brain' there goes through plots."

"I'd be nice if they could write that into the series. Or heck, even a fanfic!"

"Getting tired of being the odd man out in the romance department in the plot lines?"

"You have no idea."

"So who's the lucky victim this time?"

"Umm... El."

"El? As in 'Agent El' from the Men in Black? As in the soundstage next door?"

"Yeah."

*chuckle*

"Aw, man. Are you asking for it. She is going to eat you up and spit you out. You've seen what she does to those aliens."

"Yeah? So?"

"Sigh... fergit it. He's not gonna listen to reason."

"I can't wait to see the size of the black eye you're gonna be sporting on Monday!"

"Laugh it up guys. I don't see you with any dates."

"That's cuz the rest of us are working."

"Working?! Omigosh! I'll see you guys tomorrow. I almost forgot, I gotta go with the mice to the Warner lot. We're re-shooting one of the Batman episodes."

"And you say *I* need a chiropractor. I've seen those flips you do. Good luck."

"Thanks. See you guys tomorrow? Eight, at my place?"

"Count on it."

"I'm there."

"Great. And don't for get to bring cash this time, 'Goat Boy'. Credit cards don't count in poker."

"I don't know what you're talking about. I thought we were playing for pretzels."

"Ha! You wish. See you guys tomorrow! Have fun on your date!"

"I will. You be careful now. Bye."

"Man, I don't know how she gets into gets into that Batgirl costume. Talk about skin tight."

"They paint it on."

Beat.

"You're joking, right?"

"Maybe..."

"Ah, don't listen to him. He's just saying that to yank your chain."

"Sez you. How do you know I'm not right?"

"Cuz... ah... Wow, wouldja look at the time? I've gotta head over to the Godzilla set and get ready to play Randy."

"Convenient timing 'Eddie'. You got lucky this time, but your luck shall not last forever!"

"And then you'll get me and my little dog too, right?"

"Yeah, well, something like that."

"See you later."

"You too, man. Hey, have fun on your date, alright?"

"You know it."

"Ciao."

"Later Muchachos."

"So, were are you off to tonight?"

"Some gala opening of a movie or something. I dunno. You?"

"Home to sleep. Could use a quiet night for a change."

"Heh. Like that'll ever happen round here. I'll catch you later then."

"Right. 'Night."

"Night."

"Sigh. Off to bed then. Soon as I can put one foot in front of the other..."

Fin.

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