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Disclaimer: I have no claim what so ever to ANY of these characters what so ever. And I'm not making any money off of it. So, please, no suing. I don't think Sue would like it. Channel SurfingBy Icka! M. Chif "Hey, Ky. What's up?" *Groan* "I just wanna sit down and *not* move or think for the next week..." plop! "Bad day at school?" "Three killer tests... What's on?" "Nothing good." "Not you would be able to tell if anything good was on anyway." "Oh, like you have such great taste in television." "Lemme see if anything goods on." Swipe! "Hey!" Clik! *-Leggo my eggo you little monster-* Clik! *-Monster truck rally! This weekend only!-* Clik! "Hey! Change it back!" "No." *-Automobile Inspectors, Division six-* "Eh, who needs the Men in Black when ya got the Boys in Gray right here?!" "Nice to know I'm included." "Oops. Heh. Sorry, Kylie." "Aliens in New York. Huh. What next? Gigantic lizards eating the Big Apple?" "Probably call on us to take care of that too." "With our luck, yeah." Chuckle Clik! *-Fire at will!' 'Zapp!' 'Ahhhh!!!' 'I said *at will*, Mister Data. Not at Commander Riker-* "O-kay. That was strange." "Yea-ah. Change it." Clik! *-And it looks like it'll be partially cloudy with a-* "Boring." Clik! *-Going and going and going and go-* "Ack!" "The rabbit must die." "Amen to that." Swipe! "Hey! Slimer! Give that back!" Snicker Clik! *-hills and far away-* "AAAAHHH!!! Turn it off! Turn it off!" Clik! *-Yes! Are you pondering what I'm pondering-* Clik! *-come to play!-* "No WAY!" "That's it! Get him!" "Come back here ya little sneak!" "I got 'im! I got 'im!" Crash! "You don't got 'im, you don't got 'im." "Shaddup! I don't see you doing anything to catch him." "Oh, ye of little faith. Watch and learn from the master." "Master of what? Shoving your face?" "Guys! Behave!" "What?" *Sigh* rustle crinkle "Boy, am I hungry... Oh, what could I have here? Could it be? Wow... A candy bar..." "You're gonna talk him to death?" "Shhh! Oooh. Chocolate... With rich, gooey, golden, caramel..." Drool Slobber Smack "Ew! He's slobbering on me, man!" "So move out of the way." Riiiip! "Ooooh. Dark chocolate. The rich smooth kind. It looks almost too good to eat..." Zip! Munch "Ahh!" Voom! Snicker "Oh, yeah. That worked sooo well, Garrett." "I don't see you with any bright ideas. And at least I got him off of the ceiling." Giggle "For all of two seconds." "That's it! I'm getting my pack!" "You do and Egon'll have your head for wrecking the place." "Not to mention what Janine will do." "Dang it." Snap! "I got an idea!" "Well, don't scare it, it's in a strange and unusual place." thud! thud! thud! "And could you get me something to wipe this drool off while you're at it?!" Giggle "Just wait! You're getting yours!" Tbbbppt! thud! thud! "I got it! C'here ya little spook!" squeak Swish! "Hey! Watch it! You almost hit me!" "Sorry." "What is going on here? Eduardo! Why are you standing on the couch waving a broom?!" "Uh-oh..." "Busted..." Squeak Thud! "Slime-ball stole the remote control!" "And this gives you permission to run around the firehouse like children *how*?" "All Slimer will turn the TV to is Telechubbies, Janine."
"That still is no excuse for... Did you say 'Telechubbies'?" "Yeah." "Yep." "Uh-uh." "Yes." Shudder "SLIMER!" "Eeee?" "Give me the remote control. NOW!" plop! "Thank you." Clik! "You can find something else to do besides watch TV." Thud Thud Thud "Aw, Man..." Finis This one is dedicated to my adoring and loving family. Living in a household with more people than you can count on both hands, (not including the four legged and scaly family as well as assorted adopted friends that never left) TV time was often like this. Well, except for trying to get the ghost off the ceiling... that was usually one of my siblings... Anyway. Queries, comments and sibling repellent spray please send to icka_IMP@hotmail.com It is not required, but it sure makes my day. Thanks! |
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