Getting Eduardo in Drag.

By Icka! M. Chif

"We need one more person besides Kylie for a decoy." Egon mused. It had to be a female, or someone who could be mistaken for one in a pinch.

In unison, everybody looked at Eduardo.

"NO WAY, man. I'm not gonna do it!" Eduardo exclaimed, holding up his hands and backing up. "Why can't Janine do it?"

"Cuz Janine's got better things to do." Janine smirked. It was obvious that she was just gonna sit back and enjoy this.

"Oh, come on." Garrett cajoled. "There's no way Roland's gonna be able to fit into any of Janine's dresses and Kylie's already a decoy."

"So why don't you do it?" Eduardo shot back. 

"Cuz red's not really my colour." Garrett deadpanned.

"But- but you always wear red!" Eduardo sputtered. "And what does that have to do with it?!" Roland laughed quietly in the background. 

"C'mon Eduardo." Kylie took his arm and proceeded to drag him off. "Co-operate and we'll try to make this as painless as possible." 

"You're not gonna make me shave off my goatee, are you?" Eduardo whined as he was dragged out of the room.

"You see any girls with goatees?" Kylie shot back. 

"Aw, man..."

Garrett snickered as Kylie and Eduardo disappeared. "Betcha he's gonna look like my Aunt Bertha."

"Behave or we'll make you kiss him like you do your Aunt Bertha too." Roland grinned. 

Garrett shuddered.

Finis.

NOT to be continued