Disclaimer: I don't own the EGBs or the RGBS, they belong to their perspective owners, you know who they are. Please don't sue me, the voices in my head made me do it. This is NOT a serious story, if you were expecting one from me, I'm sorry, but you'll have to go else where.

A Dreamer to Dream the Parody...

By Icka! M. Chif

It was just a normal day at the firehouse. Roland was working on the Ecto-1, Garrett was lifting weights over in the corner while Janine read a magazine at her desk. Kylie and Eduardo were curled up on the sofa, supposedly reading a book and watching TV, respectively. In reality, they were watching each other when they thought the other wasn't looking. Egon walked up from the basement oblivious to everything except his notes, Slimer idly following him.

"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!"

A voice scream from everywhere at once. A glowing figure appeared floating in the middle of the room, tearing at its hair. The Ghostbusters looked up from their tasks in surprise at the strange apparition.

"Who are you?!" Garrett demanded as they warily approached the entity.

"I am the great and all powerful Y!" The creature boomed, mercurially changing moods and giving them a mock bow.

"Y?" Roland echoed, puzzled.

"Y not?" the creature replied smartly. "All the other good letters of the alphabet were taken."

"What..." Janine started to say.

"No, not 'What'," It said, exasperated. "Y."

"Huh?" Eduardo scratched his head.

"It appears to be a non-corporeal being in a state of extreme aggrivat-"

"Speak ENGLISH!!!!"

Y cut Egon off. He looked some what taken back at the rudeness of the entity as he pushed his glasses up on his face.

"-Eduardo speaks better English than you do and he has that funny accent!" Y continued, ranting.

"Hey!" Eduardo exclaimed, straightening.

"Speaking of which..." Y purred, changing moods again as it turned to face Eduardo and Kylie. "What the heck is wrong with the two of you?!" It demanded.

They exchanged confused looks with each other before turning back to irate entity.

"There's nothing wrong with us." Kylie said, puzzled.

"Maybe something wrong with your-" Eduardo started to retort when Y screamed again, pulling on its hair.

"AAAAHHHH! That's it! You're both *outta* here!" It snapped.

Kylie and Eduardo gave almost identical screams of shock as bright white light danced over them just before they vanished.

"Hey!" Garrett exclaimed, angrily moving forward. "What did you just do to my friends?!"

"They're traveling Europe for a while." Y said grimly. "And I wouldn't worry about them if I were you. You've got the play-offs to think about."

"Play-offs?" Garrett repeated dumbly.

"You're in the NBA." Y said patiently, as if reminding him that cows were indeed, purple. "It's the first day of the season. You should be out warming up, you're starting after all."

Garrett vanished in another flash of light.

"Whoa." Roland whispered wonderingly.

A knock on the firehouse door cut off any questions or comments he might have had.

"That's for you." Y commented to Roland, motioning with its thumb over its shoulder to the door.

"Hello?" a young woman's voice called from the door. "My car broke down on my way to school. Can I use your phone?"

Y gave Roland a slight push toward the door. "Well? What are you waiting for? She's got to get to class!"

Roland hesitantly exited the firehouse, grabbing his tools on the way.

"I'm sure he'll figure it out eventually." Y said, shaking its head.

Egon opened his mouth to say something and the entity glared at him.

"You." Y deadpanned. "It's been over 1two years. Dontcha think it's past time you admitted you cared for Janine?"

"Well, uh..." Egon stammered, fishing around for a reason, any reason.

"Do I have to stick the two of you in a closet until you have reached the appropriate conclusions?" Y growled dangerously as it leaned forward.

Egon shut his jaw with a snap.

Janine hid a smile behind a hand, trying not to giggle at Egon's expression.

"And you!" Y said, turning on her. "Why haven't you hit him over the head with a frying pan and dragged him off yet?"

Janine now giggled, devilment merrily dancing in her eyes at the image of it.

"Probably wanted his addled brains intact." Y muttered. "Tell ya what. By the time you get back from the honeymoon, the Original Ghostbusters will be back in full swing. The Extreme Ghostbusters will be back in a few years once you guys have had enough of getting thrown around by the ghosties and the kids have their degrees. 'Bye now."

Y waved as they disappeared in yet another flash of white light. "Have fun."

The entity crossed its arms as it looked around, obviously pleased with its self. Slimer gave a faint whimper, looking around the empty place, then looking beseechingly at the glowing figure.

"Oh, all right." Y said with mock gruffness.

A huge buffet table appeared in the middle of the firehouse, piled almost impossibly high with a variety of food. Slimer gave a squeal of joy and began to pig out as Y vanished.

The dreamer woke up with a start, bright light shining in their eyes from the window. 'What a strange dream' they thought as they rolled out of bed, drunkenly swaying to the bathroom to start the morning routine. That's it. No more pigging out on cold pizza while watching EGB episodes before bed....

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No, I did not base Y on me, nor is Y supposed to be me. This is merely the result of not enough sleep for several weeks, the voices start to trip out and come up with some really strange stuff, like that compromise for the RGB fans who don't like EGB. In any case, I hope you enjoyed reading it, I sure giggled my way through it!  Special thanks to AnneL for proofreading!

Oh, the voices say to tell you that they think Ky and Ed make a really cute couple. They just won't ruin it by getting them together. ; }