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Disclaimer thingie: I don't own the Extreme Ghostbusters (or Hole), so you won't be seeing this in a bookstore anytime soon. Hey, waitaminute, *I* work in a bookstore and I've yet to see them there! Huh. Maybe I should drag an action figure of them there and... Anyway. They belong to Sony and other strange peoples that be *mock genuflects*...please don't hurt me. I have no money, taste, or shame. Well, maybe shame or I wouldn't put these disclaimers here. So, now that I've finished groveling, on with the fic!
Trading PlacesBy Icka! M. Chif
"You guys ready?" "Ready as we're gonna be." "Alright. On three." "Oh, would you just go already?" "Three!" click! click! click! grunt shuffle shuffle crunch! "Hey! That's my favourite right hand!" "Sorry." rustle groan scuffle "Watch it! That's my face back here ya almost hit!" "Well, what's your face doing in the way of my foot?" "Grrr..." rustle grunt pant thud! click! squish "EDUARDO! If you want to live, get your hand off my bu-" "Uh, Ky? I'm over here." "Huh? Then wh...Roland?!" "Oops...heh.. Sorry, Kylie. Thought you were the seat..." snicker growl shuffle thwack! "-I'm all I wanna be-" "What the-?" "-a walking study...in demonology!-" "Hey, Ky! They're playing your song!" "Grrr... Who turned on the radio?!" "Not Me..." "Shove it Garrett!" snicker "I got it." tick! "-with your pound of fleshhhh...." "Sigh...Thank you." "Welcome." scuffle rustle grunt thud! click! "Whew, made it." scuffle scuffle thud! "Finally..." "Uh, Ky? That's not the seat...That's my lap." "Ha!" "Oops...heh. Sorry, Eduardo." scuffle "S'okay. Anytime." chuckle thud! click! "I'm in." "You guys ever consider that there might be easier ways of switching seats *besides* climbing over the back of the seat?" "Garrett!" "Hey, just trying to be helpful." "Yeah right." "Not with out opening the doors and letting all the hot air out, Garrett. You know that." "Or we could just let him out if we wanted to lose all the hot air..." thwack! "Ow! What?!" "I should video tape you guys doing that some time and send it in to 'Worlds Funniest'. We'd win for sure." "Sigh..." Finis Comments, suggestions, strange literature, and other assorted paraphernalia, please send to icka_IMP@hotmail.com I ain't going anywhere soon. |
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