Everything I needed to know about life I learned from the EGBs.

1. When taking the test for your driver's license, telling the guy testing you that the car you're in is a modified hearse is *not* a good way to earn brownie points.
2. Fluorescent football armour makes a great fashion statement.
3. Good first impressions are nice, snappy comebacks that work are better.
4. To err is to human, but to be Goth is divine.
5. Easy "A's", aren't.
6. There is no such thing as too much eye makeup.
7. Getting put into a girl's cat is not the best way to gain her attention.
8. Getting possessed by the Mother of all daemons is not a good way to get re-aquatinted with your Grandmother.
9. Never trust Jacque Cousteu wannabes.
10. Ghosts and cats don't mix.
11. Being friends with a ghost isn't always good -Check out this month's laundry bills.
12. Never loan your proton pack to anyone. Ever.
13. Goatee pulls are a sign of affection. Really.
14. Never mess with the 8th grade cheerleader of the year!
15. Best friends are never gone, they're merely metamorphosing into a child stealing ghoul in a tree somewhere nearby.
16. Telling your teammates that "you're a scientist, man" will earn you the really messy jobs.
17. Always go on the count of 'Three'.
18. Never tell the girl you have a crush on that you love her. It gives the fans something to write about. *Grin*

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