WuFei's Martial Arts

Duo: So, Wuffie. You're a master of Martial Arts?
Wu Fei: Yes.
Duo: So, like, what kind of Martial Arts?
Wu Fei: Folding Chair Fu, Slam-'Em-Bam-'Em, Thank you Ma'am-'Em Fu, Braid Through the Nose Fu, Take them to the Ropes Fu-
Duo: You're making that up, aren't you?
Wu Fei: Want to see if I am?

Duo: "So, what form -exactly- do you practice, Wuffie?" 
Wufei: "Haisuyu Martial Arts. And if you don't stop slurring my name and making fun of me, I may be forced to use them..." 
Duo: "Oooo, I'm -scared-...what kinda wussie art is "Haisuyu," anyweay? Sounds like something I sneezed!" 
-LATER- 
Judge: "In the case of Chang vs. Maxwell, the court finds the defenant guilty of defamation, and awards Mr. Chang damages in the amount of 1 Gundam." 
Duo: "NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" 
Quatre: "Poor Duo..." 
Heero: "He never should've challenged a master of I-Sue-You..."