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Heero: .... [Translation: There's something in your hair]
Trowa: .... [Translation: I know.]
Heero: .... [Translation: Then why don't you get it out?]
Trowa: .... [Translation: Duo and Quatre would only get something else back in there.]
Heero: .... [Translation: Point.]
Trowa: .... [Translation: Who's bright idea was it to let them have Ding-dongs anyway?]
Heero: .... [Translation: Who elses?]
Trowa: .... [Translation: Ah.]
Trowa: .... [Translation: Shall we kill them now or later?]
Wu Fei: .... [Translation: Would you 2 mind keeping the glares down? You're giving me a headache.]
Trowa: .... [Translation: Sorry.]
Heero: .... [Translation: We're thinking of killing Duo and Quatre. Care to join in?]
Wu Fei: .... [Translation: .....]
Trowa: .... [Translation: Only temporarily]
Wu Fei: ... [Translation: Nataku is on our side. Let's go.]
Heero: .... [Translation: What are you looking at?]
Li Syaoran: .... [Translation: What are *you* looking at?]
Heero: .... [Translation: What are You looking at?]
Li Syaoran: [Translation: What are YOU looking at?]
Sakura: They're never going to speak, are they?
Duo: Nope.
[after a silent conversation between the Odd Numbered Pilots]
Duo: You know, there are other languages to talk in besides Standard and Grunts. You should try it some time.
Heero: "..."
Trowa: "..."
Duo: "That's IT! It's drivin' me NUTS! How can you guys possibly be COMMUNICATING like that!? No more! Talk so we can HEAR you!!!"
[Heero and Trowa look at each other and shrug]
Duo: "THERE. Now maybe we can have a CONVERSATION here!"
-LATER-
Quatre: "Duo? What are Heero and Trowa doing?"
Heero: "Ak."
Trowa: "Ak ak ak."
Heero: 'Aaaak akak akkk."
Trowa: "Aaaaaaaak..."
Wufei: "Hmph. At least before they weren't bothering the rest of us."
Duo: "How was -I- supposed to know they knew Martain!?"
Duo: Wuuuuuuuuffie!!! Your turn to do the diiiiiiiishes!!!
Wu Fei [mutters]: Kisama. [raises voice] Alright. Everyone out of the kitchen.
[Wu Fei forcably removes everyone from the kitchen]
Wu Fui: And stay out. [Door locks behind him]
Quatre: .... [Translation: What's he up to?]
Heero: .... [Translation: Hn.]
Trowa: .... [Translation: Don't ask me, I just work here.]
Duo: .... [Translation: Hey, Look! I can do the talking with out talking thingie too!]
Heero: Baka.
[Silence as everyone proceeds on their business. Then there is a muffled 'boom', and the house shakes. Startled, the pilots head for the source of the mini-explosion. The house starts to vibrate.]
Quatre [raising voice above the noise]: Wu Fei!!! Are you alright?!
Wu Fei: I told you to stay OUT!!!
[Quatre blinks]
Duo: The dishes weren't -that- bad. ...Were they?
[The others merely blink. And hold their silence. Finally the house stops shaking and it fades to silence. There's a minor pause, then the door opens and Wu Fei steps out, looking as neat and tidy as ever.]
Duo: What happened?!?! [Rushes into the kitchen. The kitchen is Sparkling Clean. Sparkly like -can't-look-right-at-it-without-going-blind-eep-it-just-melted-my-sunglasses-turn-off-the-lights-pleasepleaseplease- clean.]
Pilots: Whoooaaaaa...
Wu Fei [Proudly]: Nataku not only cooks, she -cleans-!