Mistaken Impressions:

[Zechs walks in] 
Dorothy: [to Treize] "But Grandfather does me all the time! I'm easy! Go ahead, give it a try!" 
[Zechs walks out] 
Treize: "I'm sorry, Miss Dorothy, but I simply don't do impressions." 
Dorothy: "Oh, come on, how about Heero? ANYONE can do Heero!" 

Zechs: [walking in] "Treize, I've been meaning to ask you..." 
Durmail: "What's this I hear about you NOT being able to do my granddaughter? That's absurd! Everyone on this BASE does my granddaughter!" 
Treize: "Duke, I'm sorry, but it's a matter of my personal affections..." 
Durmail: "Ah, I see, won't do the ladies, eh? Right. In that case, you could at let me have -some- fun and do ME." 
Treize: "Well...all right. But I must warn you, I won't hold back so it could be a bit rough..." 
Zechs: [walks out] 
Treize: [as Durmail] "I say, do you have any Grey Poupon?" 
Durmail: "You're right, that WAS the roughest impression I've ever heard...no wonder you don't do this sort of thing often." 
[outside] 
Noin: "So Zechs, did you find out why-- ZECHS! Your hair! It's ALL standing straight up!!" 
Zechs: "Kill me...kill me now..." 


Noin: "Hmmm...Zechs should be done with Treize by now..." [raises hand to knock on door] 
Zechs: "Mmmm...faster...harder..." 
Treize: [panting hard] "Like this?" 
Zechs: "Ohhh yeah...you know how I like it..." 
Treize: "How about we oil it up a bit more?" 
Zechs: "That would be -exquisite-..." 
Treize: "Then we switch positions..." 
Zechs: "Of course... 
Noin: O_O [walks away quickly] 
Zechs: "...but I doubt I'll ever be as good at body massage as you, Treize." 
Treize: "That's what these secret lessons are for, my friend." 
Zechs: "One of these days, I'll get that Masage Therapy Certification! It's my lifelong dream!" 

Zechs: [holding a two-liter] "Where IS Lucrecia? She's late for one of our...special appointments..." 
Noin: [from inside Treize's office] "OH!" 
Treize: "You like that, do you Lt. Noin?" 
Noin: [giggles] "Well..." 
Treize: "You know, I'm glad I discovered you're a woman...I was almost desperate enough to resort to...unseemly activities..." 
Noin: "Well, you know I'm -always- up for more..." 
Treize: "Not as 'up' as -I- am..." 
Noin: [giggles more] 
Zechs: "Ohhhhhhh..." [trudges off alone with his root beer] 
Treize: [stops levitating] "Want to see me pull a rabbit out of this hat?" 
Noin: "Oh, come on, you're WAY too good a magician for a common trick like that! I mean, I can't believe you actually considered doing children's parties." 
Treize: "I have a need to perform, Lieutenant, and the military men here just wouldn't understand...I have a reputation to protect as a respectable man." 
Noin: [grinning] "So do I, which is why I'll never tell a soul."