Oh BOY...Gundam boys and Jusenkyo...
Priest: [geeky and wimpy looking] "Whoever left this kettle of hot water here? I shall clean it up for them, before someone spills it on themselves and becomes injured."
Pig: [wearing bicycle shorts, rams the priest]
Priest: "Oh dear!" [spills hot water on himself, becoming Duo]
Duo: "YEARGH! That's IT! I am NEVER drinking spring water AGAIN! What kind of SICK BASTARD sells spring water from CURSED SPRINGS, anyway!?"
Pig: [snorts]
Duo: "Gotcha." [pours water on pig, which becomes Heero]
Heero: "Whoever it is, they're gonna pay."
Duck: "Quack!"
Duo: "Got it, you're next!" [pours hot water on duck, which becomes Wufei]
Wufei: "Just one 'queer as a duck' comment, Maxwell..."
Duo: "Hey, don't worry about it...you leave MY curse alone, I leave YOUR curse alone."
Wufei: "Sounds fair. On to hunting down the perpetrator, then?"
Duo: "Just one more..." [pours hot water on a nearby cat, which becomes Trowa]
Trowa: "As much as I may like lions, those are BIG cats. Count me in."
Heero: "That's it, then. Let's track the idiot down."
Quatre: "Aren't you forgetting someone, guys?"
Duo: "You weren't affected."
Quatre: "EXCUSE me? I'm a GIRL now!"
Duo: "You are?"
Wufei: "I hadn't noticed a change. Anybody else?"
Heero: "..."
Trowa: "..."
Quatre: "HELLO! Do I NORMALLY have THESE!?" [squeezes her bust]
Duo: "Never really noticed 'em before...that's kinda unusual for me, I'll admit..."
Wufei: "But everything ELSE seems the same."
Heero: "Could've been strapping them down."
Duo: "Hey, Trowa, you ever get to second base?"
Trowa: "A gentleman never tells."
Wufei: "There goes that idea."
Quatre: "I am NOT a WOMAN!"
All: [raise eyebrows]
Quatre: "Usually."
Heero: "Guess we have to take her word for it."
Quatre: "HIS!"
Duo: "Whatever." [throws away the last of the hot water]
Quatre: "I-I needed that!"
Duo: "No ya didn't."
Wufei: "We all like you better this way. Less confusing."
Quatre: "What's THAT supposed to mean!?"
Trowa: "Cheer up, Quatre. At least this way, you can wear pink all you like and they can't complain."
Quatre: ¬¬ "You're not helping..."
Noin: So how is it around the house with Duo's curse?
Hildie: It's AWFUL!!! One little splash and the next thing I know, he's being polite, PRAISES my cooking and actually cleans up after himself! I don't know if I can handle much more of this!!!
Noin: .... You're kidding.
Hildie [miserable]: He hasn't flipped my skirt in a week.
Noin: I think I may have a solution for you. I swiped this off Treize's desk earlier.
[Holds up the Acme Cataloge]
Hildie: You think they might have a cure?
Noin: Might as well. It has everything -else- in it...
[Later]
~splash!~
Duo: Wahooo!!! [Flips Hildie's skirt and goes running]
Hildie: Yippie!! I feel like a woman again! Come back here and do that again, ya crazy pervert!!! [Chases after Duo.]
Noin [reading bottle label]: 'Spring of Drowned Horny Pervert'. Wonder how Sally would take it if I splashed Wu
Fei...