Bored Doctors

Doktor S: "Hey, I just thought of something. Wufei's Gundam is named after his dead wife, right? And his dead wife was, well, a girl, right? So, does that mean that Nataku's..." 
Master O: "Oh, yes, that's right. I'd almost forgotten. He was so incensed at discovering that his dear Nataku had a manhood now that he demanded I remove it. Took a good two months." 
Instructor H: "That long? Wait...don't tell me you..." 
Master O: "Well, anything worth doing is worth doing right, you know." 
Professor G: "Now THIS is going to be trouble." 
Doktor S: "What's wrong with a female Gundam?" 
Professor G: "Nothing. It's what's wrong with HIM that has me worried." 
Doctor J: "A female Gundam! Finally, we can test the Gundams' ability to make hot passionate love to a woman! HEERO! ALTRON'S A GIRL! YOU KNOW WHAT -THAT- MEANS..." 
Heero: "Crap. I'm never gonna hear the end of this one..." 

Dr. J: We have discovered a new used for the OompaLoompa weapontry. Allow me to demonstrate.
[OompaLoompa walks up to a dummy and pulls a cord that's attached to the front of it's jumper. The OompaLoompa explodes, laughing gleefully]
Treize: No more Magic: The Gathering for you.
Doktor S: Dangit. Just ruin all our fun...

Dr.J: "Hey, we've got fan mail!" 
Prof.G: "Oh really? What's it say?" 
Dr.J: "Dear OZ. I just wanted to tell you that your new Tallgeese Mobile Suit Trading Card really sucks. It kills all my pilots and is slow and weak compared to the other much better OZ mobile suits." 
Prof.G: "Is that so..." 
MasterO: "I'll fetch my deck." 
[OZ SOLDIER'S HOUSE] 
[knocking at door] 
OZ: "Yes? Who is it?" 
Tallgeese: [holding out a trading card] 
OZ: [takes card] "Huh? 'Big Ass Dobergun'?" 
Tallgeese: -KACLICK!- 
OZ: "Crap." 

[TESTING LABORATORY] 
Instr.H: "Bad news, guys. We're scheduled to test Leo vs. Cancer today, but the Cancer's out with a busted servo." 
Dr.J: [grinning] "No Cancer, eh? Why don't we send in Duke Durmail, from Romafeller..." 
[TEST ROOM] 
Durmail: "I say, what exactly is the meaning of this?" 
Leo: [stomps into the room and begins firing machine gun] 
Durmail: "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" 
[LAB] 
Prof.G: "I'd say the first round goes to the Leo!" 

[Dr: J tosses a card at Prof. G. It hits the back of his neck]
Prof. G: Ow! Who threw that?!?
[Doktor S. throws a card at Prof. G. It gets stuck in his hair]
Prof. G: Ow! Quit it!!!
Dr. J [whispers]: You suck. Watch this. Ninja attack!!!
[tosses the cards like throwing stars, all of them getting stuck in Prof. G's hair]
Prof. G: Alright! Enough already!! I don't care if you keep throwing cards at me, just stop making the edges razor sharp!!!

Duo [while fighting Leos]: You can't defeat me! My Shiva Dragon beats your Spined Worm and mocks it!!!