Quatre's *ahem* is named 'Trowa'?!

Duo: "Hey there, Quatre! Where's Trowa?" 
Quatre: "Oh, he's just napping in the loin's cage." 
Duo: "Uh...doncha mean, 'lion's' cage?" 
Quatre: "Nope!" 
Cathy: [walks by and waves at Quatre's crotch] "Hi, Trowa!" 
Duo: o_O "I...have...to be...somewhere...else...right now..." [runs away] 
Cathy: "Quatre? Now that he's gone...mind telling me why you had me do that?" 
Quatre: [smirks] "Just screwing with Duo's mind, that's all." 

Duo: Okay, why is Trowa in your pants?
Quatre [trying not to laugh]: He's taking a nap.
Duo: Fast asleep?
Quatre: Completely.
Duo [raises eyebrow]: So what exactly is your relationship with him if you're naming your *ahem* Trowa?
Quatre: o_O;;

Cathy: [to Quatre's crotch] "Hewwo! Hewwo hewwo hewwo! Hewwo dere, woo widdle cutie woo! Woo is a good widdle Twowa, isn't woo? Yes you are! Yes you are!" 
Duo: [opens mouth] 
Trowa: "Don't. Please. I don't know, and I prefer it that way." 
Duo: [closes mouth and nods] 

His *ahem* named Trowa? Hmmmm... 

Duo: [walks in] 
Quatre: "Look out, boys, Trowa's UP!" 
Duo: [walks out] 
Wufei: "We should probably run away, then." 
Heero: "Before he notices the makeup, shaving cream, and bowl of warm water by his bed? Mission accepted." 

Duo: [walks in] 
Quatre: "SUCK TROWA!!!" 
Duo: [walks out] 
Quatre: [slams down a trading card] "Ha! Beat that!" 
Trowa: "That's not fair." 
Wufei: "You only keep winning this 'collectable card game' thing because you have all of OUR cards and force us to either look bad or throw the match." 
Quatre: [all innocence] "I'd never even THINK of such a thing..." 

Duo: [walks in] 
Cathy: "QUATRE! Trowa got sticky white stuff all over my face!" 
Quatre: "Then lick it all up, silly!" 
Cathy: "Mmmmmm...okay!" 
Duo: [walks out] 
Cathy: "But I'm STILL mad at you for spilling marshmallow cream on me!" 
Trowa: "Sorry..." 
Quatre: "Is there enough left for me? I'm starving!" 

Duo: [walks in] 
Treize: [looks up] 
Duo: "You ain't gonna say nothin' sick or perverted that's gonna make me walk back out, are ya?" 
Treize: "Zechs and Noin?" 
Duo: [shakes head] "Quatre and his one-eyed trouser snake." 
Treize: "I see..." 
Duo: "Zechs and Noin do it too?" 
Treize: "Constantly. My commute from my office to the cafeteria has increased from five minutes to forty-five." 
Duo: "Yeesh. What kinda stuff do they do?" 
Quatre: [walks in] 
Treize: "Hot sex, orgies, BSDM, food fetishes, lots of oral sex...you?" 
Duo: "Eh, mostly just the oral stuff, a little jerkin' off." 
Quatre: [walks out stiffly] 
Treize: [smirking] "That was quite satisfying." 
Duo: "Felt DAMN GOOD!" 
Treize: "Shall we go and find Zechs and Noin?" 
Duo: "Lets!" 

Duo [singing softly]: Do your legs hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie them over your shoulder like a contidental soilder, do your legs... hang... low... heh.
Heero: What are you doing?
Duo: Hm? Oh, nothing.
Heero: You were singing.
Duo: Oh, that? Yeah. I'm just looking at some photos Treize gave me.
Heero: ....
[Duo passes some of the pics over.]
Heero: .... [Translation: I did not know you could tie someone's legs like that...]
Duo: Cool, huh?

Quatre: For the last time, Duo! I did not name any part of my anatomy Trowa!
Duo: Someone else named it for you?
Quatre: NO! No part of my anatomy is named Trowa! Trowa is named Trowa, and that all that is named Trowa!
Duo: So what is yours called then?
Quatre: ..... I give up. [wanders off]
Duo [shouts after]: Bet you can't guess what Heero calls his!
Heero [from a distance]: Duo! Omae o korosu!!!
Duo: Eeep!