Root Beer 69 Fun

Noin: "I just realized something, Zechs..." 
Zechs: "What is it?" 
Noin: "Well, my last name comes from the number nine, and your first name comes from the number six..." 
Zechs: "You're right...which means that..." 
Noin: "Exactly! Together, we're the number 96! It'll be the perfect name for our new root beer float brand!" 
Zechs: [sulking] "But I though we agreed -my- name would come first..." 
Noin: [laughing] "All right, we can call it 69, then. Happy?" 
Treize: [walks in] 
Zechs: [suggestingly] "I'd be happier if we went back to my quarters and -had- a 69..." 
Treize: [walks out] 

Treize: After a little while, a blonde joins the brunette skiping along the tracks chanting '69, 69, 69'. A few minutes later, the brunette jumps off the tracks and watches as the blondes gets flattened by a train. The brunette then jumps back ON the tracks chanting '70, 70, 70'...
Noin: I don't think he'd apreshate blond jokes, sir.

Spiked root beer, eh? 

Zechs: "Unnnng...my head...what happened?" 
Noin: "Ow...last thing I remember was guzzling root beer floats like there was no tomorrow..." [looks over at Zechs] 
Zechs: [looks over at Noin] 
Both: [look down at the bed] 
Noin: "Oh please, please, PLEASE tell me it's not..." 
Zechs: [raises blanket] "I'm naked. You're naked. Which means we..." 
Noin: "Oh, YUCK!" 
Zechs: "EEEEWWWWW!!!" 
Noin: "I feel unclean!" 
Zechs: "I feel SICK!" [runs off to the bathroom] 
Noin: "Oh God, what kind of slut AM I!? GET OUT OF THERE, ZECHS, I NEED A FEW DOZEN SHOWERS!!!" 
[outside] 
Treize: [smirking] "Guess they shouldn't have raided my personal stash without inviting me...what an -unfortunate- 'accident.' And these photographs...I can only imagine the rumors they'll start..." 

Zechs: No one will ever know.
Noin: It will never be brought up again.
Zechs: Agreed.
Noin: Agreed.
[They step out of the room]
Treize: Greetings and Salutaions. The 2 of you are up bright and early today. Did you sleep well?
Noin: Well enough.
Treize: Good. Well, I was hopeing the 2 of you could help me solve a little mystery of mine, it appears some bottles are missing from my collection. And I've got this most intersesting video I'm looking forward to seeing later this evening...
[Zechs and Noin stiffen]